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    Do you use a web translator, Nick?
    I think you should find another one...

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    translated back into English

    ^Fermé to you weak foutu of Australian kangaroo before I stick a boomerang jusqu' here to the top of your bottom there is very small possibility of it never returning unless your sheep feltching s' precisely prove l' to obtain tandis qu' outside; it sucks your ladyboy' ; S cum of out of your anus of decomposition

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    ^^^ no speaka da language.

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    Well, my mistake, the problem is not the translation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    ^Fermé to you weak foutu of Australian kangaroo before I stick a boomerang jusqu' here to the top of your bottom there is very small possibility of it never returning unless your sheep feltching s' precisely prove l' to obtain tandis qu' outside; it sucks your ladyboy' ; S cum of out of your anus of decomposition
    I dont speak this language either.

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    Only been around 2 frogs, one was a tech rep from Freuhauf France where we bought a bunch of 45 cu.yd. belly dump trailers and he came overland with them to set up the 26/26 MB trucks and the American Autocar,cummins powered 6X6 tractors to pull em. This was in Saudi and he did smell awfully bad, and the french truck drivers WHEEWWW you could smell them before they ever turned off the hyway into our yard at Dammam.
    And one was right here at an AA meeting a few years ago, He had something to do with a recovery house in Chiang Rai or something and I swear that that dude must have never taken a shower..

    But I did go with a frog girl in San Francisco when i was in the USCG, met her in the Greyhound terminal and she was as good a leg as I have ever had and a shear beauty of a girl.
    I would have married her if I would not have already had a wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    I would have married her if I would not have already had a wife.
    Brings a tear to the eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    I would have married her if I would not have already had a wife.
    Did not really stop many posting here...

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    Paris cops are bastads.

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    I'm a little confused here.... We are talking about French and on the sexual menu-card French = A blow-job....Does anybody hate that ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    Only been around 2 frogs, one was a tech rep from Freuhauf France where we bought a bunch of 45 cu.yd. belly dump trailers and he came overland with them to set up the 26/26 MB trucks and the American Autocar,cummins powered 6X6 tractors to pull em. This was in Saudi and he did smell awfully bad, and the french truck drivers WHEEWWW you could smell them before they ever turned off the hyway into our yard at Dammam.
    it's OK, BG, you can post in English if you want

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post

    erm, shall i explain to him wot the english really think of the welsh?

    KW i would really love to know this one i cant wait
    I drove a truck to Wales 3 times a week for over a year. The 2 guys I delivered to were a great laugh. Ive never understood the English hate Welsh thing. My next door neighbour was Welsh, his sister Rhiannon was as fit as fuck. Wales is a nice place with some tasty women.
    Beautiful to drive through.
    You have obviously never met any valley commandos at a Friday night dance at RAF St Athan. 5 pints of Brains Skull Attack in each hand and when they wanted to dance with you, you danced.
    I saw a girl one night pick up a guy one handed cos she wanted to get to the bar and he was in the way. After that no man would get within arms legth of any of them at the bar.
    Miners helmets and pit boots on as well.
    I used to go into Wales over the old Severn bridge and at the first road bridge over the motorway someone had written "Free Wales" and an obvious English man had added "with every 4 gallons".
    South Wales was not so bad except it usually rained most of the time horizontally. Never spent much time in North Wales.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    the French are the most friendly and lovable people, they are the Welsh of England,
    Short and nasty with no sense of humor......

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    it's OK, BG, you can post in English if you want
    Are you sure he could?

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    because they keep saying Oui a lot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie
    Anybody want to discuss the Dutch ?
    Gonks the lot of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
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    his sister Rhiannon was as fit as fuck. Wales is a nice place with some tasty women.
    nothing wrong with fcuking fit french birds either, but that doesnt mean we like them
    You have to call in a napalm strike on their armpits and legs and then they are ok!!!!



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    Why does everyone hate the French?

    Just thought of another good reason

    Borrowed from mountain climbers

    Because they are there !



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    ^^ Try the Sri-Lankan's mate.....Get one of there women, she will smell like a goat, put her in the shower for one hour with lots of soap and shampo...When she comes out from the shower, then you gotta shag her with-in 5 minutes, otherwise she'll stink like a goat again...
    The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

    W.C.

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    The Best of Mr.Bean: Rowan Atkinson - I Hate The French

    Blackadder: We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?

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    Cos they are soap dodging arrogant arseholes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    You have to call in a napalm strike on their armpits and legs and then they are ok!!!!
    Napalm is banned in civilised countries, peabrain.

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    ^ The way you foll me around the forum makes we wonder if you are not a queer.

    Civilized countries like ones with gas chambers and concentration camps??

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    You have to call in a napalm strike on their armpits and legs and then they are ok!!!!
    Napalm is banned in civilised countries, peabrain.
    One would think an educated kraut muncher like yourself could spell civilized.....

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    It is spelled correctly. English language, English spelling.

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