Dead man

[peterpan]

I am a feeling a bit down right now because this morning while out on my daily exercise routine I came across a dead man.
His poor little life snuffed out barely before it began, only bones left now, skin and flesh stripped away by the passing traffic of tuk tuks and buffaloes.
I wonder what he would have become if he had been given a chance? maybe a famous traveling documentary maker like Scampy or a trendy yuppie like Sabang, or maybe just a plonker like KW.

Dunno, too late for him now so I carefully wrapped his remains in a tissue I keep with me in case of an overly wet fart while out walking, and took him home.
Tonite when my children come home from school we will give him a proper burial and then celebrate his short life by drinking Leo until I am pissed enough to dull the pain of his memory.

RIP Little dead man.

[buad hai]

Does he glow in the dark?

[lom]

Poor fellow, fell down from the wall

[melvbot]

Sorry to hear of your find/loss PP.

I think the piece of metal skewered through his head could have something to do with his demise.

[artist]

Looks like murder to me

[PlanK]

He has frog like webbed hands and feet.


I suspect he was the victim of some cruel GE experiment gone wrong. Maybe a cross between a frog and a katoey to increase market share in the French tourist market.

[blackgang]

God damn PP, I think you need a hobby of some sort..555

[PlanK]

^ Don't lie, you thought this thread was about you.

[Whose Wandering]

"IT'S A TRAP!"



The dead man has obviously been baited...

[justwingit]

i think he was flagging a taxi down at the time it all ending poor sod

[gusG]

I suspect he was the victim of some cruel GE experiment gone wrong. Maybe a cross between a frog and a katoey to increase market share in the French tourist market.

Holy shit batman! i think it could be butterfly, has he posted lately ?

[buad hai]

Holy shit batman! i think it could be butterfly, has he posted lately ?

I don't know. I put him on my ignore list...

[lom]

^I think he's got that message by now..

[Spin]

If he's a buddhist he'll be back already hopefully as something more exciting, possibly Scampy's limo driver.

[buad hai]

^I think he's got that message by now..

I'm trying hard to be as annoying and useless as he is. It ain't easy.

[Roc]

Looks like murder to me

Or he's just bored!?

[kingwilly]

Damn, I thought this was a serious thread after reading the first line....

actually there was a big fuss, crowds all gawking millions of bikes and cars stopped, at the canal near my home last night, I assume there was a dead body in it. the dumb fck driving his 5 series bmw in front of me just stopped it completely blocking the road so he could step out of his car, oblivious to the several drivers behind him giving their horns a work out, and peer into the canal to see the body.

wanker.

[peterpan]

The thread is a about a poor dead little man KW, keep your mind on the plot will ya?

[minime]

Did you try mouth to mouth???

[tsicar]

obviously just another farang suicide....

[blackgang]

Maybe a cross between a frog and a katoey

No, I think it was a Frog Katoey, so it could have been Bfly.

[November Rain]

Nice one, PP. Can't green you, but very good. I hope the Leo managed to dull the pain enough... RIP little guy.