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  1. 26-05-2008, 03:03 PM #1
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    Frankie hates Condoms so he uses a pendulum!

    Picture this......

    Frankie takes a girl back to his room......
    They shower together.......
    She gives him a really exciting BJ.......
    Then seeing that he is ready she lays back, and closes her eyes......
    Nothing happens. So she opens them, and what does she see?
    Frankie is dangling a large Pendulum over her pussy!

    He swears he can tell if a girl has Aids or an STD by the way the Pendulum
    behaves...... Seriously he does.

    Bet that lady had a few good giggles with her mates on Beach Rd, when she told them later, about "This crazy Farang........"
    I know I nearly pissed myself laughing when he told me, very earnestly, what his Pendulum could do.

    Yeah it takes all sorts.........
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  2. 26-05-2008, 03:07 PM #2
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    Same bird probably asks trees for winning lottery numbers.
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  3. 26-05-2008, 03:30 PM #3
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    So what was the result this time?
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  4. 26-05-2008, 03:33 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog
    Seriously he does.
    Are you sure? Sounds like a crock of shit to me
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  5. 26-05-2008, 04:14 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog
    Seriously he does.
    Are you sure? Sounds like a crock of shit to me
    You my friend are full of it so I suppose you should know.......

    The girl was healthy the pendulum said, so he went ahead without a condom.....silly boy.
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  6. 26-05-2008, 04:23 PM #6
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    Thought pendulums were meant to be pressed into the cavernous spaces - not dangled over them.
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  7. 26-05-2008, 04:48 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog View Post
    Picture this......

    Frankie takes a girl back to his room......
    ...

    who is Frankie, and why are you so interested in his life?
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  8. 26-05-2008, 04:55 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog
    The girl was healthy the pendulum said, so he went ahead without a condom.....silly boy.
    What pendulum? There is no pendulum you senile old git.
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  9. 26-05-2008, 05:00 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex DeLarge
    Same bird probably asks trees for winning lottery numbers.
    Trees do give the winning lottery numbers, didn't you know that?

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  10. 26-05-2008, 05:01 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog
    Frankie is dangling a large Condylom over her pussy!
    Is this Frankie?
    http://www.jinekolognet.com/pictures/image351.jpg
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  11. 26-05-2008, 05:04 PM #11
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    DO NOT click that link
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  12. 26-05-2008, 05:40 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog View Post
    The girl was healthy the pendulum said, so he went ahead without a condom.....silly boy.
    He man who puts his full trust into what he believes - got to respect him for that.
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  13. 26-05-2008, 07:17 PM #13
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    Are we talking of the Frankie on here?
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  14. 26-05-2008, 08:28 PM #14
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    ^ No, one of Luckydogs customers.
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  15. 26-05-2008, 08:37 PM #15
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    or luckydog himself....
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  16. 26-05-2008, 10:04 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    Is this Frankie? http://www.jinekolognet.com/pictures/image351.jpg
    Guess there's medicine around for stuff like that these days ... ummm I mean I hope
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  17. 15-12-2008, 10:20 AM #17
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    Latest News about Frankie.....He got a dose!
    Apparently the Pendulum swung the wrong way and he didn't notice it!!!
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  18. 15-12-2008, 11:22 AM #18
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    That's the problem with amateurs who do not know how to use a pendulum - gets the method into disrespect.
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  19. 15-12-2008, 11:28 AM #19
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    Thankfully luckydog only comes out once in a full moon then pisses off back to whatever darkened barstool he has to sit on most nights guarding the till
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  20. 15-12-2008, 12:00 PM #20
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    Didn't know Ozzy was in town........!

    I thought he shoved crucifixes up girl's private parts and to ward off evil spirits!
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  21. 15-12-2008, 12:07 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Thankfully luckydog only comes out once in a full moon then pisses off back to whatever darkened barstool he has to sit on most nights guarding the till
    exactly.
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  22. 15-12-2008, 07:33 PM #22
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    Maybe Frankie should have used a dowsing rod (made of hawthorn, of course) instead of a pendulum...
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  23. 18-12-2008, 12:19 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Thankfully luckydog only comes out once in a full moon then pisses off back to whatever darkened barstool he has to sit on most nights guarding the till
    exactly.
    Wrong again Girls. Sold the bar to a Dutchman who fellout with the GF he bought it for. So it closed and stays so to this very day......So shutupayoface!
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  24. 18-12-2008, 12:22 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog
    Wrong again Girls. Sold the bar to a Dutchman who fellout with the GF he bought it for. So it closed and stays so to this very day......So shutupayofac
    I thought it was a rich eyptian...
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