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    What Should Tourists See in Thailand?

    I've just recieved this :

    Hi mate

    How you doing? I'm gonna be in Thailand in July getting the train from KL stopping off at Ko Phangang and Koh Tao then up to Bangkok then to Chaing Mai.

    Will you be over there?

    Any other places I should visit?
    Any suggestions? I believe he's going with his Mrs.

    All I know about Thailand is Pattaya.

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    How long they here for? If it's just a month or so then the places they already mentioned should be enough.

    Around Bangkok though I'd recommend a trip to Kanchanaburi.

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    Cheers Maddy. He's there for about six weeks.

    Thanks for all the good advice everyone else.

    Very helpful.

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    They should arrange a wild orgy at the Black Pearl Bar in Pattaya, an experience that will forever be in their memories.

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    I went to a good one last night but can't remember it's name - it is on the beach road and near Soi 7 and the girls get naked and slide all over each other, occasionally licking each others private parts whilst on all fours with their bottom in the air.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    I will have to go with Dog on that one, Walking street in Pattaya is a really good thing and should not be missed by any tourist family, especiall good fun for the kiddies.

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    Ahhh, I forgot one other thing they should experience, they should meet with the world famous scampy

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    ^Or DD's house....you may need protection though!

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    I'm thinking more must-see things for normal people, not depraved perverts

    If everyone just typed one thing they saw on the route he's taking that made them think 'wow' that would be great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex DeLarge View Post
    Thanks for all the good advice everyone else.

    Very helpful.
    Maybe a link to the Teakdoor travel section would be very helpful for them. Plenty of members giving good advice about places to visit in Thailand there.

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    I sent him a link to that site in your sig.

    I wanted more personal recommendations though.

    I'll hook him up with the travel section as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex DeLarge
    I'm thinking more must-see things for normal people, not depraved perverts
    I thought you said they were your friends? Naked pool at the Las Vegas in Jomtien is a must see, then they can take the girls upstairs



    Quote Originally Posted by Roc
    Or DD's house....you may need protection though!
    ahh, you have heard about the wiring then, never buy a builders house nor a mechanics car, both will be full of half finished jobs

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    Ayutthaya's not bad.....loadsa "WOW" temples and our very own
    Ken May to take you on a boat tour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    I thought you said they were your friends?
    He is, but he's with his Mrs, who's respectable & all that.

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    hell, one orgy wont hurt her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex DeLarge View Post
    I sent him a link to that site in your sig.

    I wanted more personal recommendations though.

    I'll hook him up with the travel section as well.
    Cheers SH it's now the number one site for out of date Thailand information.

    They'd do much better with the travel threads here.

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    ^lazy git, you moved the restaurants to Jomtien yet or not?

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    Take them to visit one of the many foreign residents at the Bangkok Hilton. More of a "fucking hell" than a wow

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    That's the kind of thing.

    Cheers, Melvbot.

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    Tell them to go to Pattaya Beach so they can see what happens when half a million turds per day are launched into the sea, I remember one time being stuck on a sand bar in Pattaya Bay on this long tail boat, the idiot driver expected me to get out and help push it off of the sand bar, do I really look like the kind of person that goes to the toilet and has a crap and then swirls my foot in the toilet bowl? Told him to piss off.

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    ^Probably why the Yermans like the beach in Pattaya so much

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    I've told my mate to click on this thread.

    Hi Tom


    This is the Travellers Tales section they were talking about.

    http://teakdoor.com/thailands-travellers-tales/

    Some good stuff in there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    see what happens when half a million turds per day are launched into the sea
    Horrible sight and I always thought a vain attempt at keeping the Brit population down.

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    Tom, you really got to talk your girl into the orgy stuff, now that Black Pearl Bar may not have the prettiest girls in the world, but hell, you aint looking to marry them, and you know you want to shag other girls so, get her into the idea of an orgy and spread your seed around, you know it makes sense

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    I should've known better

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