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    hi everyone

    hi everyone i'm vito from florence italy.
    i come for in LOS 7 time in 4 year,and about from 2 month come back again.i have thai wife and new home in Chanthaburi.
    i think know many thing about thailand and i want agreement with board members. i have only one problem i speak a little bit english.

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    No problemo amigo!

    half the board are english teachers so they don't a fucking clue about the language either.

    If you need clarification or translation 'Forreachingme' has volunteered his services!

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    i have only one problem i speak a little bit english.
    That would be far less of a problem here than you might think.

    Croeso cariad.

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    Mrs Q asked me to pass on this message...

    "se scoperņ domani la vostra capra vogliate non sono arrabbiato!"

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    ^ dunno what he said there at the end but don't let worry you he hits on all the newbies
    WElcome to the board and don't let a little thig like language daunt you. ain;t many of us very good with it either.

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    And of course any newbie here should know the golden rule...

    "ricordisi di che il cane sporco č il godfather qui in modo da prometta di comprarlo donne allentate"

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    ^ dunno what he said there at the end but don't let worry you he hits on all the newbies
    WElcome to the board and don't let a little thig like language daunt you. ain;t many of us very good with it either.
    O!! watch it.....

    "recedi il frankie o il pacchetto di I''l i vostri testicoli nei sacchetti del congelatore per l'estate"

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    Not a clue what that stuffs all about. But "methink he doth protest too much"
    actually was directed at CMN but you got in there... What the hell if the shoe fits and all that.

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    Vto you may have noticed that we are a group of folks like to have fun. So join in whenever you want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    Not a clue what that stuffs all about. But "methink he doth protest too much"
    actually was directed at CMN but you got in there... What the hell if the shoe fits and all that.
    Damn!

    He does hit on all the newbies!!

    Oh well....size 9 1/2!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    "ricordisi di che il cane sporco č il godfather qui in modo da prometta di comprarlo donne allentate"
    ricordisi of that the dirty dog is the godfather here so as to promises to buy it loosened women

    According to altavista bablefish

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    "ricordisi di che il cane sporco č il godfather qui in modo da prometta di comprarlo donne allentate"
    ricordisi of that the dirty dog is the godfather here so as to promises to buy it loosened women

    According to altavista bablefish
    the 'fish' is close......"il cane sporco" eh?

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    text

    try pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by vito
    try pic
    ciao Vito e benvenuto!
    La mente bacata di Poolcleaner cerca di tradurre ma, gli riesce male.

    Penso volesse dirti che dirty dog (=cane sporco) e' il padrone del sito, il capomafia insomma il padrino qui. Il riferimento a "donne allentate...testicoli etc".. conoscendo il tipo e le sue abitudini, non oso anzi non voglio nemmeno lontanamente pensare a cosa volesse alludere e.. forse e' meglio cosi'.


    Not a clue what that stuffs all about.
    friscofrankie, what Vito meant to say was that you are an ole cnut

    poolie dontchaworry, in4 jez put in a good word fer you with our new amico il Signor Vito

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    Thanks zippy.

    It's good to know I've got mates I can trust!

    As you can see I was looking after the gaffer with the bit about loose women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Thanks zippy.

    It's good to know I've got mates I can trust!

    As you can see I was looking after the gaffer with the bit about loose women!
    yer welcome m8











    jes hope Vito never comes back here to give Poolie a translation of what's in my post

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    che tempo fa la via

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    friscofrankie, what Vito meant to say was that you are an ole cnut
    Well Ok then. Nice of 'im to notice.

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    I'm a little late but welcome Vito... !

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    Quote Originally Posted by vito
    che tempo fa la via
    caldo, anzi caldissimo 30-34 gradi ma, siam alla fine
    ancora una ventina di giorni e poi iniziera' a piovere

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    ciao inzip4, spero veramente che cambi il tempo, perche' in questi giorni vado a prenotare il biglietto,e spero un giorno di farle un biglietto solo andata.
    inizia a piovere in che parte del paese prima,io devo andare verso la cambogia,l'anno scorso a maggio torrido e pocha pioggia.
    sono tre mesi che sono rientrato in italia e mi manca tantissimo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vito
    ciao inzip4, spero veramente che cambi il tempo, perche' in questi giorni vado a prenotare il biglietto,e spero un giorno di farle un biglietto solo andata.
    inizia a piovere in che parte del paese prima,io devo andare verso la cambogia,l'anno scorso a maggio torrido e pocha pioggia.
    sono tre mesi che sono rientrato in italia e mi manca tantissimo.
    Can I have some garlic bread with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vito
    ciao inzip4, spero veramente che cambi il tempo, perche' in questi giorni vado a prenotare il biglietto,e spero un giorno di farle un biglietto solo andata.
    inizia a piovere in che parte del paese prima,io devo andare verso la cambogia,l'anno scorso a maggio torrido e pocha pioggia.
    sono tre mesi che sono rientrato in italia e mi manca tantissimo.
    il tempo sta effettivamente cambiando, ci son stati diversi acquazzoni e questo ha abbassato la temperatura di 3-4 gradi ergo male male non si sta!

    Allora esattamnente quand'e' che arrivi in TH?

    sono tre mesi che sono rientrato in italia e mi manca tantissimo.
    ... .. ti capisco ...perche' fu cosi' anche per me, dopo la seconda volta qui, il bel paese mi incomincio' a stare un po' stretto...e non ci fu mai piu' una terza volta!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by vito
    ciao inzip4, spero veramente che cambi il tempo, perche' in questi giorni vado a prenotare il biglietto,e spero un giorno di farle un biglietto solo andata.
    inizia a piovere in che parte del paese prima,io devo andare verso la cambogia,l'anno scorso a maggio torrido e pocha pioggia.
    sono tre mesi che sono rientrato in italia e mi manca tantissimo.
    Can I have some garlic bread with that?
    sorry signore, was a bit busy your order cuming right up

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    Hello Vito do tell us more of your previous visits

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