> We Americans are hated worldwide. Maybe it is because we have helped and
> rescued so many nations? And how quickly they forget that we SAVED their
> countries!
>
> When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by
> the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
> empire building' by George Bush.
>
> He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of
> its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond
> our borders.
>
> The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury
> those that did not return.
>
> You could have heard a pin drop.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Then there was a conference in France where a number of international
> engineers were taking part, including French and American.
>
> During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying
> 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an
> aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to
> do, bomb them?'
>
> A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three
> hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear
> powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities;
> they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a
> day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea
> water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting
> victims and injured to and from their flight deck..
>
> We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'
>
> You could have heard a pin drop.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
> Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
> At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
> Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
>
> Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
> French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many
> languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that
> we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking
> French?'
>
> Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because back
> in '44 the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
> wouldn't have to speak German.'
>
> You could have heard a pin drop.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
>
> A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour.
> Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
>
> At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
> carry on.
>
> 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked
> sarcastically.Mr. Whiting admitted that he had b een to France previously.
> 'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'
>
> The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
>
> 'Impossible monsieur. You Americans always have to show your passports on
> arrival in France !'
>
> The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly
> explained. 'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to
> help liberate this country, I couldn't find any damn Frenchmen to show it to.'
>
> You could have heard a pin drop.