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    75 Skills Every Man Should Master

    Heh...#16 on Esquires list is one I'm never going to try!

    Skills for Men - Things Men Should Be Able to Do - Esquire

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    #4 load of bollocks. Change it to cricket and not a problem.

    #13 Nice advice to use a heel strike , you might not break your fingers, but you'll do a good job of driving someones nose into their brain if you hit them in the face that way.

    #16. Just fcuking gay.

    #21. What the fcuk?

    #29. Bollocks.

    I can't be arsed with the rest.
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    Fucking bullshit.... there's only 1.... be confident enough that you don't read this kind of crap

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    An interesting read, albeit from an American point of view. Some I can agree are common sense, like build a campfire, bandage a wound and have some idea how to service your car. I have never worn a bow tie in my life, however, and iron a shirt??? It would be most interesting to have a Teakdoor style take on the 75 most essential things a man should know about. Anyone care to start?

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    1. Negotiate local price for a bird from Nana

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    2. Bang a woman from behind and grope both of her tits at the same time.

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    ^ good man, have u learnt yet?



    or open a hotel window without knocking into the street below!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    1. Negotiate local price for a bird from Nana
    Do the locals take birds from Nana?

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    3. Fart without following through.

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    4. Cross a street without becoming a statistic

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    1. Negotiate local price for a bird from Nana
    get freebies from a bird that is already heavily sponsored by a knobhead from Germany, France or the USA.

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    Find a woman who isn't a complete pain in the arse.

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    ^ You rang, Marmers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    You rang, Marmers?
    I said "a woman who isn't a complete pain in the arse".

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    7. Have a soapy massage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esquire
    51. Build a campfire.
    There are three components:

    1. The tinder -- bone-dry, snappable twigs, about as long as your hand. You need two complete handfuls. Try birch bark; it burns long and hot.
    2. The kindling -- thick as your thumb, long as your forearm, breakable with two hands. You need two armfuls.
    3. Fuel wood -- anything thick and long enough that it can't be broken by hand. It's okay if it's slightly damp. You need a knee-high stack.

    Step 1: Light the tinder, turning the pile gently to get air underneath it.
    Step 2: Feed the kindling into the emergent fire with some pace.
    Step 3: Lay on the fuel wood. Pyramid, the log cabin, whatever -- the idea is to create some kind of structure so that plenty of air gets to the fire.
    Bollocksy girls way to light a fire. Better to work out direction of prevailing wind. Lay two fuel wood logs on the ground parallel to wind about 12 inches apart. Put tinder in the middle with a piece of plastic or something to act as a firelighter. Some kindling on top of the tinder. Two more fuel logs perpendicular to wind across the top resting on first 2 fuel logs like a bridge. Light the tinder and she will look after herself.

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    Easiest way to make a fire: Make pile of wood, add a litre of diesel and a match.

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    11 How to spot Herpes on a prospective sexual partner.

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    12. how to disguise your herpes from a prospective sexual partner

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    13. Learn to drive (again) on the wrong side of the road...

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    ^ did you forget that the civilised World was driving on that side of the road before your country was discovered by white men?

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    learn to belch the alphabet.

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    lie about not CIM

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    ^ has anyone actually ever had a bird ask them not to do that??

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    - keep your phone on silent mode at all times, and passworded

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