Thread: You know you've been on TD too long when..

- You shorten everyone's nickname to KW,NR,DD,CMN,Thetty,Jettie,Loomy etc. and everyone knows who you are referring to (bugger the newbies)

- You know about everyone's private life,their e-mail,where they drink,who they are shagging/married to/where they live and their sexual orientation.

- You know what every poster has had for breakfast/elevenses/lunch/3pm snack/dinner/midnight snack and what they eat and drink when posting here.

- You've sampled Timber's steaks.(good I believe)

- You bump into a member in the street and call him/her by their TD nik and they answer.

- You know who hates who/who's shagging who,who's a bitch/nutter/weirdo/mod/troll/nice guy or girl.

- You've bumped into Erco/Scampy.

- You know who got banned from where.

- Your fingers itch to open this site every day and you scroll to your repo points before the 'New Posts'.

- You get worked up in issues that have no affect on your present life.

- You don't watch TV anymore because you are too busy posting.

- You think the shit fights and love affairs here are more interesting than real life or good shows on the box.

any more?

Bloody hell, good post Momo8!

You make jokes about beef sandwiches.

You get bored of the thaivisa threads.

- You know what TV mods are lurking here and you know/suspect KingWilly is one of them

- You are bored of your 10 000+ posts and start trolling as Pistonpilot/Erco/Yaya (who's that other guy?)

- You're a natural at posting pics because you have mastered the labyrinth of so and so's instruction thread.

- You don't give a shit if you don't put a space between commas (thanks Jizzy,never did never will)

Originally Posted by momo8

You don't watch TV anymore because you are too busy posting shit

Stupid bitch!

- You reply with 'COCK' 'Stupid Bitch' 'Arsehole' 'Cvnt' 'Slagdog Prostitute' because you are one yourself and can't think of a better witticism.

- You post when drunk and can't remember what the hell you did last night.

Originally Posted by momo8

You know you've been on TD too long when..

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TV as in television

- You know you've been here too long when you think 'TV' automatically means Thai Visa not the square or plasma thingy in the loungeroom and you become confused...

You know you've been on TD too long when..

you begin to read Momo's threads. It's the ultimate sign you should drink 2 whiskies in a row and go sleep.

- You know when you've been on TD too long when you start hating other posters and don't realise they are actually OK.

Oh yes, people hating harmless and lovely animals like cats are OK. I've missed this point.

Originally Posted by momo8

- You don't give a shit if you don't put a space between commas (thanks Jizzy,never did never will)

Stupic fuck i have ignored your idiotic posts for the last 24 hours or whatever it is, get the right poster when you accuse them of something I have never mentioned punctuation or lack of it in your moronic posts!

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Originally Posted by Spin
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Originally Posted by momo8
and if you google Momo8 it comes up with linkies to hundreds of Chinese and Japanese websites,none of them related to me,just my nik.

The ones Squirrel posted are all 100% you.

You are a liar! How do i know this?

Well, your English is good but unfortunatley you have this annoying habit of not using the space bar after a comma like this:

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Originally Posted by momo8
to me,just my nik.

Im afriad its a quite rare habit to have, and that habit is repeated in every post that Squirrel linked to!

Idiot, you are clearly out of your depth on here.

Typo included.

My mistake,Spin had me in a 'spin'.

^The magic word in there is spin spin where the fuck is my nic in there?

as i said before i have never said a word about your punctuation!

I'm sorry,a couple of posts were deleted and just passed to you by mistake.Truce OK post to the topic.

^ halfwit

Originally Posted by momo8

You post when drunk and can't remember what the hell you did last night.

This might be salient the rest is pure drivel per usual.

- you make short , welsh jokes about CMN to get greened

Originally Posted by Wallalai

Oh yes, people hating harmless and lovely animals like cats are OK. I've missed this point.

Hey Walli, give her a break, only girlies is supposed to drag up grievances that are over a month old

- people ask you to go back to TV and take KW with you.

...,.you are sitting in a pool of sweat

- your kids wake up and ask you what's for breakfast

when vacuous beaches like momo develope a following (even if it is only kingwilly).

....you remember a members birthday but forget your Sisters.

(I know that you are reading this. It's about time you started posting)

^ i just did. but thanks.

When you frequent places you KNOW other TDers do and you start putting niks to faces....

E. G.