You know you've been on TD too long when..

**kingwilly** · 10-05-2008, 02:30 PM

Everytime a thread starts onto its 2nd page you wonder if it will make a century.....

and hope that it pisses CMN off

**kingwilly** · 10-05-2008, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by NickA

I don't even think KW is KW, as everyone who has met him says he is an old fart, yet he posts like an imbecilic 15 year old slagdog

that's SLAGDOG, if u dont mind!

**Bluecat** · 10-05-2008, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

- You shorten everyone's nickname to KW,NR,DD,CMN,Thetty,Jettie,Loomy etc. and everyone knows who you are referring to (bugger the newbies)

- You know about everyone's private life,their e-mail,where they drink,who they are shagging/married to/where they live and their sexual orientation.

- You know what every poster has had for breakfast/elevenses/lunch/3pm snack/dinner/midnight snack and what they eat and drink when posting here.

- You've sampled Timber's steaks.(good I believe)

- You bump into a member in the street and call him/her by their TD nik and they answer.

- You know who hates who/who's shagging who,who's a bitch/nutter/weirdo/mod/troll/nice guy or girl.

- You've bumped into Erco/Scampy.

- You know who got banned from where.

- Your fingers itch to open this site every day and you scroll to your repo points before the 'New Posts'.

- You get worked up in issues that have no affect on your present life.

- You don't watch TV anymore because you are too busy posting.

- You think the shit fights and love affairs here are more interesting than real life or good shows on the box.

any more?

You've been for too long on TD when you reply in this thread...

**Looper** · 10-05-2008, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

when you know for a fact that TD actually only has about 3 unique posters, DD, CMN, MTD, all the others are just trolls and multi nics of these three!

Quite scary when you start to think about it. How would I ever really know for sure that I am not actually a fictional construct. I mean I have clear memories of my childhood but so did the girl in Bladerunner.

**Looper** · 10-05-2008, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Wallalai

Oh yes, people hating harmless and lovely animals like cats are OK. I've missed this point.

Hey Walli, give her a break, only girlies is supposed to drag up grievances that are over a month old

You know you've been on... 10-05-2008 04:45 PM Wallalai I don't forget people who hate cats. Period.

Fairy nuff mate.

...let this be a warning to the lot of you

**baldrick** · 10-05-2008, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

How would I ever really know for sure that I am not actually a fictional construct. I mean I have clear memories of my childhood but so did the girl in Bladerunner.

would an android CMN dream of electric sheep ?

just about got the DVD torrent of bladerunner down too

**NickA** · 10-05-2008, 07:07 PM

.... you get a green from momo

**PlanK** · 10-05-2008, 07:24 PM

... you know all the gossip and backstabbing happening on Thai Visa, yet you've never been there.

**Topper** · 10-05-2008, 08:35 PM

when a thread started by momo gets this many responses.

**stroller** · 10-05-2008, 08:57 PM

I fit all criteria but one.

It's not my fault Timba's is closed at the moment, MM8.

**Jet Gorgon** · 10-05-2008, 11:37 PM

^ I thought he was renovating.

**momo8** · 11-05-2008, 12:27 AM

- When the 'Dalton,Jizzy,Noodles...blah blah ' thread has hit 130+ and you keep posting on it

- When you start changing thread titles just because you can.

- When you're annoyed by KingWilly and Momo but you still want to know all about it.

- When you're offended by 'mwah' 'hunny bunny' and 'sweetie' but not by cvunt,f ** or anything else that goes on here.

- When you offer Jet a marriage proposal.( was that really true Jet? I'd wear red gloves)

- When you can't say you hate cats.(even though you are allergic to the beasts)

-

**English Noodles** · 11-05-2008, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Like the fact that Yaya is a KW troll .

Thats a given.

**Jet Gorgon** · 11-05-2008, 02:02 AM

I thought Yaya was Stroller in drag. Or is it the other way round?

**English Noodles** · 11-05-2008, 02:07 AM

Yaya - King Willy

Erco - Scampy

**November Rain** · 11-05-2008, 06:51 AM

^ Yup! And Emperor Tud - Noodles.

**slimboyfat** · 11-05-2008, 04:28 PM

- when you see a Thai girl's knickers and your first thought is to get a pic for TD.

**stroller** · 11-05-2008, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I thought he was renovating.

That's right.

And closed for business.

**Fabian** · 26-05-2008, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

- You view any posters with less than 5,000 posts as pond life.

That hurts.

**Roc** · 26-05-2008, 05:11 PM

-When your too fat to get off ya arse and live a little!!!

**dirtydog** · 26-05-2008, 05:16 PM

When you wonder why people put pictures of ugly people in their avatar, then you remember that it is them

**Roc** · 26-05-2008, 05:21 PM

^

**dirtydog** · 26-05-2008, 05:25 PM

Well, i'd be foked if I would put a picture of myself in my avatar

**Fast Eddie** · 26-05-2008, 05:51 PM

- When you're thrown in jail?

**kingwilly** · 26-05-2008, 05:52 PM

^ But Harry did!

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