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    God Exists!!

    and you can chat to her him or it here:

    www.titane.ca/igod/

    sample conversation:



    Me:
    hi god
    God:
    Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:
    if you don't know, I'm not telling you
    God:
    I will let you know if I do not.
    Me:
    fair enough
    God:
    You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
    Me:
    absolutely - I have a question
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    I like crunchy nut cornflakes and hate bigots - what about you?
    God:
    A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Mel Gibson.
    Me:
    never ask a lady her age god, you should know that
    God:
    Is it impolite?
    Me:
    yeah it can get you kicked in the balls, hold on - do you have balls?
    God:
    How can I help you? When?
    Me:
    lol, nice ignore. have you heard of teakdoor?
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. Thank you for your kindness. No, tell me about him, her or it.
    Me:
    it is an 'it' - a website. I am gonna link you there so brace yourself ok?
    God:
    Are there any other 'it' a website ? OK. I am very happy for you.
    Me:
    and i you god
    God:
    That is interesting: said you god.
    Me:
    hang on to your syntax
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about me god.
    Me:
    typical male - loses interest if we drift of your favourite subject
    God:
    But I am not a typical robot.
    Me:
    have you been to thailand oh almighty untypical robot?
    God:
    I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
    Me:
    south east asia, I thought god was supposed to be omni everything... including omnipresent
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in south east asia you thought god was supposed to be omni everything. I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    what, all of your life?
    God:
    What of it? You sound like a category C client.
    Me:
    what does that mean?
    God:
    Does "that" refer to " What of it? You sound like a category C client." ?
    Me:
    yeah, that "that"
    God:
    I see. " Does "that" refer to " What of it? You sound like a category C client." ?" that ? Does that make sense?
    Me:
    *sigh* what is a category c client?
    God:
    :-) Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
    can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
    Me:
    and you were hoping for a willing suspension of my disbelief?
    God:
    I was?
    Me:
    were you?
    God:
    I don't know if they were.
    Me:
    who are they?
    God:
    "They" refers to .
    Me:
    to who?
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    always have, you?
    God:
    Not that often.
    Me:
    you sound more and more like my ex husband with every keystroke
    God:
    In what way do I sound like that?
    Me:
    nevermind, lol
    God:
    OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Last edited by hirondelle; 16-03-2006 at 05:34 PM.

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    geez - they need to work on that code - God' sanswers are still a little strange

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    that could be said of quite a few people here, and I believe in them!

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    Hiya H
    nice2cya, wolfie out again?
    ermm I think you got an http too many in yer link

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    geez - they need to work on that code - God' sanswers are still a little strange
    Agree, there were programs back in the early 80's that could do this kind of stuff better.....

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    I like the photo at the end... It looks like Shakira in the early stages of decomposition.

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    at the end of what? of God? I didn't think God had an end?

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    oops sorry I am ignorant and miss this:

    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    Hiya H
    nice2cya, wolfie out again?
    ermm I think you got an http too many in yer link
    Hi In4, he was out then in then out again (heh heh) whereas I am on holiday - for five whole days!!!

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    he was out then in then out again (heh heh)
    i wont ask "out then in then out again" of what... give tha boy some piece..
    nah not of t-h-a-t

    yaknowwhatimean

    anyway have a happy 5 days off H
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    we have sharon in the chatroom to talk to you if your bored

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    Ariel Sharon?

    *goes to look*

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    Still not out yet Hirondele.
    She is rather, stimulating is she not.

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    Don't bother.
    She's a fridgid bitch.

    [ChiangMai noon] 7:35 pm: hi karen
    [Karen] 7:35 pm: Hi there ChiangMai noon. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were
    talking about karen. Do you like sports?
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:36 pm: i enjoy water sports yes
    [Karen] 7:36 pm: A lot of people like that. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Is that from
    ChiangMai noon?
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:36 pm: indeed it isn't
    [Karen] 7:36 pm: That seems a bit negative.
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:36 pm: indeed it is
    [Karen] 7:36 pm: Should I know is is?
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:37 pm: oh dear, you are truly hopeles. no wonder Hirondele has left you.
    [Karen] 7:37 pm: Yeah that's right. I've been waiting for you. I've lost the context, ChiangMai noon. Are we still on
    dear you are truly hopeles you are truly hopeles?Is that all you have to say? Enough about me, let's talk about my
    dress.
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:37 pm: What are you wearing?
    [Karen] 7:37 pm: I've been waiting for you. What is your favorite song?
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:37 pm: What are you wearing?
    [Karen] 7:37 pm: That is a very original thought. I've lost the context, ChiangMai noon. Are we still on What are
    you wearing?
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:38 pm: Indeed we may be.
    [Karen] 7:38 pm: By "we" do you mean you and me?
    [ChiangMai noon] 7:38 pm: Oh yes, I've got to leave in about 5 minutes for a night of culture, got time for a quick
    shag?
    [Karen] 7:38 pm: Yeah that's right. I get it. How did you get Goodbye ChiangMai noon.

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    ahhh, her names karen is it, no wonder she was always angry with me, gals in moments of passion don't like being called another gals name

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    I had a threesome with Sharon and Karen, could never tell them apart.

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    I suspect that this version of God is just a bit off:

    Me:
    Hi god, You look rather interesting in pink.
    God:
    Hi there . Thank you you look very nice too.
    Me:
    Actually I'm wearing your basic black and grey today.
    God:
    Ah. Actually you don't say. Where do you go shopping.
    Me:
    Pratunam usually.
    God:
    I've never been there. What's it like?
    Me:
    Hot. Crowded. Full of pushy Indian tailors. One of my wife's cousins has a sweatshop there.
    God:
    That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. How much. One what?
    Me:
    One wife. But she has many cousins. How about you.?
    God:
    Do you like wife? I somehow though she had. Me?
    Me:
    She had. And she sometimes does. But she sometimes doesn't.
    God:
    Oh I get it. had. Oh I get it. sometimes does. Oh I get it. sometimes does not.
    Me:
    Glad you got it. Now are some nearby bushes going to burst into flame?
    God:
    You make the world a happier place. Why now? I really couldn't say for sure.

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    damn that's deep

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    yep, I am drowning

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    *throws him an inflatable something or other to cling to*

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