BarGirls...about time too

**DrAndy** · 16-03-2006, 12:20 PM

if bargirls could speak they would speak japanese the language of cruelty and perversion. that's my opinion anyway!

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 16-03-2006, 12:27 PM

Most of the Jomtien Johnnies who frequent Thai online forums are in situ because of the bargirls.

Their either partaking of them or they married them.

Glad I don't live amid the feculence of Thailand. You won't get me there, no sir.

**ChiangMai noon** · 16-03-2006, 12:29 PM

Nice post Andy.

**friscofrankie** · 16-03-2006, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Glad I don't live amid the feculence of Thailand. You won't get me there, no sir.

That's a relief

**DrAndy** · 16-03-2006, 12:32 PM

thanks folks, it needed saying

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 16-03-2006, 12:42 PM

Either "pendulous" or "luscious" , thats what breasts are.

You just have to take your pick.

Choose wisely- thats my advice.

**ChiangMai noon** · 16-03-2006, 12:44 PM

Breasts are made from whipped cream and moon paste and honey.

**Lily** · 16-03-2006, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

moon paste

Do they have that at Villa?

**Smeg** · 16-03-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Breasts are made from whipped cream and moon paste and honey.

'Bout time you found a real girl, aint it?

**Blake7** · 16-03-2006, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Either "pendulous" or "luscious" , thats what breasts are.

You just have to take your pick.

Choose wisely- thats my advice.

Does that mean you can't have pendulous luscious breast?

Or alternatively small ugly tits? There is a bar girl who frequents the beer bar in Soi 7 who has small ugly tits.

**poolcleaner** · 16-03-2006, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Blake7

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Either "pendulous" or "luscious" , thats what breasts are.

You just have to take your pick.

Choose wisely- thats my advice.

Does that mean you can't have pendulous luscious breast?

Or alternatively small ugly tits? There is a bar girl who frequents the beer bar in Soi 7 who has small ugly tits.

Only one??????

I know her if that's the case!

**DrAndy** · 16-03-2006, 02:27 PM

this is a stupid thread

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 16-03-2006, 02:37 PM

No they can't be both.

Thai women define breasts according to fruit.

Water melons - thats a luscious beach ball type
Papaya - they're longer and pendulous

Firm and fruity.

**Whiteshiva** · 16-03-2006, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

No they can't be both.

Thai women define breasts according to fruit.

Water melons - thats a luscious beach ball type
Papaya - they're longer and pendulous

Well, as long as they are not durians......

**dirtydog** · 16-03-2006, 07:06 PM

why is it that durians make me think of anal sex with bar gals? ahh, yes now I remember

**ChiangMai noon** · 16-03-2006, 07:32 PM

Jesus wept, you are revolting.
I am glad that soon I shall be pootling orrf for a pleasant evening asking quiz questions and surounded by the cultural denizens of Chiangmai.

I shall also be getting wildly drunk on the free beverage offered up by the fine host of the Irish bar.

**Ugots2Believe** · 16-03-2006, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

why is it that durians make me think of anal sex with bar gals? ahh, yes now I remember

but did you have to remind me ?

**Texpat** · 17-03-2006, 07:06 AM

Does your ass smell of rotting fruit Ugots?

**DrAndy** · 17-03-2006, 09:49 AM

I told you that this thread stinks

**cantona** · 17-03-2006, 10:15 AM

Is that one of smeg's dead birds on his av?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 17-03-2006, 10:35 AM

Samui only has one very good looking bargirl (who isn't a ladyboy) and she looks like a Thai Deborah Harry.

She was bored afternoon and took me to her room where we both had the type of passionate, amazing, sober, FHM dream shag ever, best I've had in months.

All it cost me was my fake Raybans and I had to massage her for 30 minutes beforehand.

The last girl I slept with before her was a lady boxer and a beach massuse who had three children and was in her early 40's. She had skin like a California raisin and a Gorbachov style birthmark above her left eyebrow so I think I have a right to boast about this latter conquest.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 17-03-2006, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

who had three children and was in her early 40's

May I ask how old you are?

**lom** · 17-03-2006, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Samui only has one bargirl (who is a free shag ) and she looks like TeakDoor Harry. She was bored afternoon and took me to her room where she asked for money when i showed her my tiny little knob

Of course, there must be something in it for them aswell.

**smullenpe** · 18-03-2006, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

if bargirls could speak they would speak japanese the language of cruelty and perversion. that's my opinion anyway!

I said it's it would be Chinese. But who can tell the difference.

**barbaro** · 18-03-2006, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

if bargirls could speak they would speak japanese the language of cruelty and perversion. that's my opinion anyway!

I dated a half-Japanese and half White girl in high school.

question: where do get to f*ck Japs in Thailand?

Wally, I'm envious.

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