Thread: BarGirls...about time too

Sometimes i wonder why i sigh(n) in

you could always try wanking ANDYGUY.

Shut up with your whinging and post something constructive with your free hand.

What a nice way to welcome a new member CMN...you truly are a horrible little chap sometimes

Didn't you notice the wonderful play on words, worthy of Dick Whitely - God rest his sole.....

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

who had three children and was in her early 40's

May I ask how old you are?

Yes, go ahead.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Samui only has one very good looking bargirl (who isn't a ladyboy) and she looks like a Thai Deborah Harry.

She was bored afternoon and took me to her room where we both had the type of passionate, amazing, sober, FHM dream shag ever, best I've had in months.

All it cost me was my fake Raybans and I had to massage her for 30 minutes beforehand.

The last girl I slept with before her was a lady boxer and a beach massuse who had three children and was in her early 40's. She had skin like a California raisin and a Gorbachov style birthmark above her left eyebrow so I think I have a right to boast about this latter conquest.

Hmmm, I reckon you're better qualified to tell us about bar boys these days TGS

Breasts are made from whipped cream and chaing mai noons special paste and honey.

Dirty bastard

Originally Posted by ANDYGUY

Sometimes i wonder why i sigh(n) in

I hope you're not referring to me.

You made a statement regarding a topic, and I brought it up to another level by going from BGs to real relationships (which does include bonking).


Good day, sir.

this is still a crap thread

pick up your dunnies, boys