Piss a Korean Off Month - A Plea for Advice
Having a bit of a problem with a few Koreans muscling in on my turf. My soi is quickly turning into bloody “Little Seoul” and next thing a friggin kim chi or bbq dog joint will open up near by. Anyway the cunts have taken things one step too far by trying to rent my fucking house and are threatening my landlord (who owns the places they live in) that they'll move somewhere else unless they can rent mine too which will give them a row of four fucking houses. So next thing I know I have the fucking landlord calling up saying she's going to fucking nearly double the rent, because she's a friggin Chinese would-be-if-she-could-be mole who fucking owes the bank a shed load of dosh in loans on the places.
So the question old chaps is can I drive the Korean cunts off? I like where I live, a perfect inner city abode. The beer is cold, the Internet's fast, and the girls are fun. I’ve known the neighbourhood for about 7 years and feel at home. Best idea I’ve come up with is leaving a dead fish on their door steps and dropping a few litres of fish oil into their air-conditioning units. A couple of Thai neighbours have suggested hit men but I know they’d drop me in it if caught.
I’m sure some of you know the Koreans. My only experience apart from their general arrogant [at][at][at][at] attitude is working with a Professor from there who scored a sabbatical down under and wasted my fucking time playing golf for a year rather than doing any f’n work. He was compulsive about cleanliness though so maybe I should pay some local to collect as much dog shit he can each night and drop his load on their friggin doorsteps. I could pay by the kilo.
Anyway would love to hear some advice from you guys about what pisses the Korean pricks off, what they are scared of, and any suggestions for how to make "Piss a Korean Off Month" in my soi the best. I can take photos and document the event on here. Okay I am a little drunk now so will also probably appreciate any sobering advice tomorrow to the effect that I should just accept these cunts and move onto a better part of town.