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    Fukn weird couple of days

    First off.......in shit with the misses for not coming home for two days...with phone off

    Second off....the fucking dog from downstairs is outside my appartment as it seen Eric the Cat on the balcony, so the kunting dog has been outside my room for two days trying to get in when I open the door.Twatted it anyway...

    Third off.....phone call early hours of the morning that the misses sister has had a baby girl..phones goin off all fookin' night

    Last one......have been sussed out with me mia

    Oh, and me uncle from America rang work today because me mam couldn't get through on my phone because she thought I was dead through a fookin Cyclone that hit Burma........fok

    Your bad weekends chaps and gals?

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    I can't find PG Tips tea bags in Paragon, Emporium, Villa Market or Central Chidlom

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    no barfine for 2 weeks, and I was turned down by a cute gogo girl in Nana on Sunday,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis View Post
    First off.......in shit with the misses for not coming home for two days...with phone off
    Well I think she's not pissed because of the phone off but because you came back...

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    Four epileptic seizures on Saturday due to stress, which was all I needed.

    Then again I been not sleeping that well and drinking beer again so what would I expect.

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    Don't worry Jarvis, it will get better this weekend when Man Utd win the title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7
    I can't find PG Tips tea bags in Paragon, Emporium, Villa Market or Central Chidlom
    Thats bloody terrible Blake, anyway whats that idiot jarvis waffling on about...

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    i had sex with my wife

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    ^my sympathies.

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    [QUOTE="dirtydog"]Thats bloody terrible Blake, should be waffles with PG Tips and beef butties later, no mushy peas though QUOTE]

    Wierd knut, worse than Marmers





    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    no barfine for 2 weeks, and I was turned down by a cute gogo girl in Nana on Sunday
    She was meeting me, no Bar Fine

    Quote Originally Posted by Bluecat
    Well I think she's not pissed because of the phone off but because you came back
    Probably........

    Quote Originally Posted by walrus
    Don't worry Jarvis, it will get better this weekend when Man Utd win the title
    Exactly mate

    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    i had sex with my wife
    Fookin' ell.....feel better already

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Four epileptic seizures on Saturday due to stress, which was all I needed.
    These seem to be coming more often don't they Pat? Is there nothing you can do about it?

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    Not much mate..I've had 3 in a year..2 in the last month..beer and not eating the doc said

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    I'm foking tip top

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    And why did you name your dog 'Tip Top'?

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    I had a shit Saturday. I thought the Manc Chav was on Soi 4, so I went to Cowboy to watch the footy. Fek me, if the Chav was in the wrong place!

    The Jock was pleasant company though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    i had sex with my wife
    Truly sorry to hear that...

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    Bloody hell, has anybody had a good week ? I was beat to a pulp earlier, and this morning I spilled water on my laptop. It doesn't work properly and keeps on shutting down, I think it's on it's last legs (kinda like I feel !).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    First off.......in shit with the misses for not coming home for two days...with phone off Second off....the fucking dog from downstairs is outside my appartment as it seen Eric the Cat on the balcony, so the kunting dog has been outside my room for two days trying to get in when I open the door.Twatted it anyway... Third off.....phone call early hours of the morning that the misses sister has had a baby girl..phones goin off all fookin' night Last one......have been sussed out with me mia Oh, and me uncle from America rang work today because me mam couldn't get through on my phone because she thought I was dead through a fookin Cyclone that hit Burma........fok Your bad weekends chaps and gals?
    Hmmm let me think......

    WHO GIVES A FUCK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by meow View Post
    I was beat to a pulp earlier
    Its amazing the service in some of those S&M Bars...
    Quote Originally Posted by meow View Post
    I spilled water on my laptop
    Was it the exitement of the above?

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    I've been in England for 3 weeks and I havent had sex, Me balls are so big I'm pushing them around in a wheelbarrow and me gik is gonna get blasted into next year when i get back on Sunday.

    * I will add that despite having a good look around I have failed to see a single girl here who looked trim, little bit too wide for my liking they are

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Four epileptic seizures on Saturday due to stress, which was all I needed.
    These seem to be coming more often don't they Pat? Is there nothing you can do about it?
    It's my own lifestyle the doc says, shouldn't eat certain things and also drink certain things like coffee.

    The doc told me to eat a more bland diet and not so much spice.

    If you were to see my ugly face at the moment, you'll agree that I look terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    no barfine for 2 weeks, and I was turned down by a cute gogo girl in Nana on Sunday,
    I thought you guys shared the barfines so you will still get a wage.

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    How do you get turned down by a girl in nana?

    I used to have a friend that used to go to nana 'on the pull'.

    Always thought it was a 'pay and go' policy myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    First off.......in shit with the misses for not coming home for two days...with phone off
    You or the misses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness View Post

    I used to have a friend that used to go to nana 'on the pull'..
    I think this is a polite way for an ugly-as-sin bloke to say he's gonna pay for sex in Nana with some equally as rugged bargirl.

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