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    cats...

    if cats could speak they would speak japanese the language of cruelty and perversion. that's my opinion anyway!

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    Translation: :Flay the flesh from my very bones, thanks mom!"

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    nothing wrong with pussy, methinks...

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    Grrrr... you're a tiger, Harry, you're a tiger!!!!

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Harry again.

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    I was expecting this place to be full of Siamese cats. I love them, but where are the feckers?

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    Remember that chicken curry you had last night.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I was expecting this place to be full of Siamese cats. I love them, but where are the feckers?
    Place is full of feckers Smeg but, as you point out, no siamese pussy.

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    <<<<<Here's some cats

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    I love cats. I wish I had a stray pussy in my backyard. I would be nice to pet something that feels good and not have any responsibility for it afterwards.

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    I love cats also.

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    Jing la?

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    ^pussy..


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    I love cats...

    They taste good!!!

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    my cat - he a little naughty tho.....

    took a chunk out of my toe at 5.30 am becaUSE I wouldn't let him into the aircon bedroom

    (the missus is alergic to him, see!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    if cats could speak they would speak japanese the language of cruelty and perversion. that's my opinion anyway!
    If Japanese were animals, they would be popular pets

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    cats are shit because:

    They expect to be lazy and not do anything unless they want to

    They only pay attention to you when they want something

    The males just spray a crappy smelling piss marking their territories

    The females run around screaming their bloody heads off when in heat

    They run around inbreeding all the time and end up with twisted knobby little tails.

    Most should be spayed or neutered and the rest, put in a sack with a heavy brick and thrown into a canal

    Reminds me of some people Guess you can tell, I don't like cats.
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    ^ Are you talking about cats, or bargirls and katoeys?

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    cats are good

    all those things you listed Elim, they are there because the cat was a wild animal. If humans want to live with an animal, they have to put up with those aspects. Dogs also have prtoblems, so do sheep. Even wildebeeste

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    I guess you didn't quite catch this: or maybe I should have done this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maudib
    I love cats...

    They taste good!!!
    I had cat once in China. At least I think it was - they claimed it was chicken, but from the bones I could tell it wasn't, nor was it a rat.

    Tasted like chicken, but then again, most small animals do......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    ^pussy..

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    Wally me man you rock. How about some joints together someday?

    I actually like cats.

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    I think you will find that illegal in Thailand Macha

    your kid needs a father...

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    Every time I read / see Wally's post I simply forget about law.

    *No Wally we ain't having joints*

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    you guys are a scream... couldn't believe it when i saw this thread. only on the TD would such a shite therad run to 3 pages. hell, what would happen if i ever decided to do one of my good threads here *rasp* but that would be like casting pearls before swine... speaking of swine, where is dd?

    Cat Gives Birth To Mouse-Like Kitten?

    Click PLAY on the video viewer to see more of the mouse-like kitten

    var title=charStrip("Cat Gives Birth To Mouse-Like Kitten?"); writeClipImg(title, "http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_072154828.html", "saveit");Save It Email It Print It
    (CBS4 News) TUNISIA A cat in Tunisia has given birth to something strange.

    According to the owner of the cat, the litter included 5 regular kittens, and one that more resembles a mouse.

    The owner says the nose, mouth and ears look like that of a mouse, but the rest of the body is that of a cat.

    The mother cat doesn't seem to notice or mind. She's nursing and taking care of it, just like the kittens.


    ( MMVI, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)

    http://www.cbs4.com/topstories/local...072154828.html

    *two fingers & a flash of my ass*

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