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    Living with a leftie

    The delightful nestle of nubility who has recently become my wife is a leftie…
    I am a rightie..although I do play cricket and golf left-handed…

    Little things around the house are somewhat strange…like the toothpaste tube is always the wrong way round when I grope for it in the morning…

    But the strangest is those little plastic strips used for retying plastic bags…righties twirl them to the right…lefties – naturally – twirl them to the left…every time I think I’m undoing it, it’s actually getting tighter and tighter.

    Anyone else – except poolie cause we know what he’s gonna say already – have any experience with those from ‘the other side’

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    shoulda been put down at birth !

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    I thought you were talking about political persuasion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    nestle of nubility
    That's a delightful turn of phrase. Have a greenie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa
    That's a delightful turn of phrase. Have a greenie.
    Thks but that was Red (!)

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    ^ You're kidding, aren't you? I clicked "Approve". Well, I'm pretty sure I did...

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    Do as they used to do in the old UK schools, whack erm everytime they use the left hand worked for my mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Do as they used to do in the old UK schools, whack erm everytime they use the left hand worked for my mom
    be buggered if i'm gonna whack my lovely while she's 'whacking' me...so to speak
    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa
    You're kidding, aren't you? I clicked "Approve". Well, I'm pretty sure I did...
    Last edited by klongmaster; 14-03-2006 at 05:42 PM.

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    ^ Shit. Sorry mate, it won't let me give you a green one until I've given some to some other fokker.

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    No probs.BB..she is lovely though

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    'Tis intriguing how difficult it is to do things with your 'wrong' hand - just try writing your name without sticking your tongue out in deep concentration - And it still comes out like a cow wrote it......Actually, if you're ever thinking of forging a cow's signature it wouldn't be a bad idea to use your left hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    I thought you were talking about political persuasion.
    me too... I thought things was gettin' in-ta-lectual 'roun' 'ere

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    I thought you were talking about political persuasion.
    me too... I thought things was gettin' in-ta-lectual 'roun' 'ere
    Good...that's two hits i wouldn't have had if the title had been less obtuse

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    Lefties have made many contributions to society....and....this board.

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    Lefties are mutants, deviats, socially and physically misaligned with the world. Let's form concentration camps to reform them or straight to prison with them.

    Same wif outtie belly button people. Disgusting.

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    I have a son in law who is an identical twin but he is left handed and his twin is right handed. Like mirror image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    I have a son in law
    oh lil...
    and i had a picture of a 20's something girl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    The delightful nestle of nubility who has recently become my wife is a leftie…
    I am a rightie..although I do play cricket and golf left-handed…

    Little things around the house are somewhat strange…like the toothpaste tube is always the wrong way round when I grope for it in the morning…

    But the strangest is those little plastic strips used for retying plastic bags…righties twirl them to the right…lefties – naturally – twirl them to the left…every time I think I’m undoing it, it’s actually getting tighter and tighter.

    Anyone else – except poolie cause we know what he’s gonna say already – have any experience with those from ‘the other side’


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    I first thought the op's missus was a commie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    oh lil... and i had a picture of a 20's something girl!!
    No, I am definitely not in my twenties.

    Some people on this board think that that is a cause for great derision and ridicule.

    I like being the age I am.

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    My wife is also left-handed. It is really good.

    when we go out to eat, we always sit in the same way, her to my left.
    That way we do not collide elbows when eating.

    In bed she is also to my left, leaving our "best" hands free, something two right handers cannot manage.

    I like to watch her write, she makes a real mess of things if using ink. Her hand covers up what she had just written too, so she must have a good memory.
    I have reported your post

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    wolf is left pawed too... no problems with the toothpaste, he writes like a maniac tho' but I think that is more to do with the fact he is indeed a maniac than his lefthandedness

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    when we go out to eat, we always sit in the same way, her to my left. That way we do not collide elbows when eating.
    yea, that's quite neat when you're eating
    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    I like being the age I am.
    like it or not lil...you can't change it...so it's a good think you're comfortable with it...
    however i'm sure i'm older than most of you here

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    In bed she is also to my left, leaving our "best" hands free, something two right handers cannot manage.
    Actually Thai women are always supposed to sleep on your left, I really can't remember why now but women have to be to your left to show that you are the boss or some such nonsense, I always used to sleep on the left side of the bed untill I came here, funny how ppl decide which side of the bed to sleep on in a relationship aint it...

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