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    How to impress a whoremonger in Pattaya?

    I have a friend coming down from Bangkok for 3 days and I really need to show him how good whoremongering is in Pattaya etc, now he is a dirty old American but a real nice guy which a few of you know, but he has spent the last few months in the sleaze pits of Bangkok, so Pattaya may seem a bit tame

    So where to take him?

    I have a good idea for oneday, yep the sleaze pits of Ban Chang, they got the one street of bars, just need to find one without customers and buy the girls a bottle or 2 of the local firewater and we got an orgy in the bar, but what the hell to do with the other 2 days? Any ideas to impress an old jaded American?

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    you're friends with Blackgang??


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    Fook...Old jaded American...thought he was talking about me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Any ideas to impress an old jaded American?
    Bring him back to Bangkok and go to Eden.

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    Talk to Butterfly, if the stories he was telling me were even half true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Any ideas to impress an old jaded American?
    Have the girl hum the "Star Spangled Banner" while she's giving him head.

    During breakfast, have a girl cook his sausage for him.

    Introduce him that "girl" on the beach gives good head..and get photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Bring him back to Bangkok and go to Eden.
    I don't do Bangkok and we got bars here that have girls that take it up the poop chute

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I don't do Bangkok and we got bars here that have girls that take it up the poop chute
    Erm, you've never been to Eden have you?

    * Edit - Nor have I, but I have heard tales...

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    Eden's underrated.

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    We have 2 versions of eden here already, that is 2 times more than Bangkok...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    We have 2 versions of eden here already, that is 2 times more than Bangkok...
    Take him there then.

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    Eden was foking closed for songran.

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    whats that place up past second road in the condo complex..
    'wet and wild'? or waterworld? something like that

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    2 days in Soi Yodsak should do the trick.

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    go cruise for some of those freelancers under the flyover outside south pattaya,

    that'll be an experience...

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    Soi Yodsak and Ban Chang.
    If you don't mind travelling to the darkside, Black Pearl 1 & 2 are about as sleazy as it gets, or Dao Cafe. The No 1 / Champions GoGo in Jomtien is a decent place to be a bad boy too.
    Dirty pool at the Las Vegas bar? Hell Club and the Castle (if he's paying).
    probes Aliens

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    If you don't mind travelling to the darkside,
    darkside?

    you mean the parts of pattaya that i have seen so far are the good side??


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    ^ East (inland) of Sukhumvit Rd is colloquially called the Darkside. Theres a lot of good stuff there, but you need transport and some local knowledge.

    Many of us out here hardly bother going in to Pattaya any more. Why pay more for less?

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    Soi 2 has funny short time bars, with mingers sitting outside who claim they would do anything for 1000 THB each (no bare fine, includes short time room)

    lesbian, dildo, anal etc... quite a good deal, and the girls seems to be in your range of quality

    I would mention What's up but you probably know that one already,

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Talk to Butterfly, if the stories he was telling me were even half true...
    he knows all those places already, been there, done that. Pattaya is a giant fuckfest, so anything does happen

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    why don't you take him out for a nice meal

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    Take him to a place called "The Castle". I've never been myself, but rumor has it that the girls are up for anything there. A bit pricey, and a dress code of black, but if he's into weird shit then that's the place to go.


    Or Soi Yodsak for a few days.
    "Fuck off. And take your stupid cult with you."

    -Scarlett Johansson to Tom Cruise

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    Combining the two ideas above,
    Drop him off at soi yodsak and tell him to give you 300 baht. After he is worn out or ran out of money, meet up with him again and get some Indian curry. Your treat. By the time he is done, he'd have forgotten about the 300 baht. You'll be a true Indian giver.


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    What about the winchester?
    some nice guiness at a pub close by 150 bht/pint

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    How about the little place near a moo baan behind the joint with cheap spaghetti on the road to Jomtien ... forget the name now

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