Thread: How to impress a whoremonger in Pattaya?

Soi 6 ????

Sounds like he would be hard to impress. Can you locate a couple of Thai girl midgets?

Originally Posted by sabang

Many of us out here hardly bother going in to Pattaya any more. Why pay more for less?

Well put.

Not Mend by any chance DD?...he called me this morning so we're out one day next week...he said he was on the way down to see you...

Originally Posted by britmaveric

Soi 6 ????

Ghost Town ? probably the worst place in Pattaya unless you are desperate for a quick one,

always fun to visit though

Personaly i can't stand soi 6, but that is the obvious place to go for sleaze and having a BJ in the bar if that is what takes your fancy. But other alternatives for afternoon fun are the Kinaree palace which is getting rave reviews at the moment, the Jade House or as Sabang says if you can be arsed to come over to the darkside, Black Pearl 2 has both a pool and a jacuzzi where you can partake in naked swimming etc. Also the darkside has many good bars but they are all quite far apart so transport is essential.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

go cruise for some of those freelancers under the flyover outside south pattaya,

that'll be an experience...

Their mate will mind your bike for 50 baht, too.

So I've heard...

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

How about the little place near a moo baan behind the joint with cheap spaghetti on the road to Jomtien ... forget the name now

Originally Posted by buriramboy

the Jade House

Thats the one!

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Kinaree palace

where is that ?

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Jade House

where is that ?

Originally Posted by buriramboy

arkside, Black Pearl 2

where is that ?

Originally Posted by buriramboy

darkside

where is that ?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Bring him back to Bangkok and go to Eden.

Yep before 11pm though

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Kinaree palace

where is that ?
Head out of Pattaya along 2nd road, take the left turn towards Jontiem, go up the hill past resident garden & jade, take the right turn at the lights at the top of that hill, head along that road until the 4th left turn, go down that soi towards the beach & take the 4th turn on your left, its about 200 yards down the soi. It's well sign posted

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Jade House

where is that ?
See above

Originally Posted by buriramboy

arkside, Black Pearl 2

where is that ?
About 5km down siam country club, you come to a cross roads, turn left, follow that road to the end, turn right and it is about 20 meters on your right.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

darkside

where is that ?

The area East of sukhumvit road

^ on the other side of Sukhumvit, right ? what soi ?

Originally Posted by chinthee

Can you locate a couple of Thai girl midgets?

Leave CMn's girls alone...

Originally Posted by Butterfly

^ on the other side of Sukhumvit, right ? what soi ?

The darkside is not a bar, it is what the whole area East of Sukhumvit road is commonly referred to.

^^Next time I'm there going to have to do a pub crawl BB, been meaning get to the dark side!

^You better make it quick then as after 8 1/2 years in Thailand, i'm moving back to the UK in probably the next 6 weeks.

Originally Posted by durianfan

Personally I prefer the Welkom Inn on Soi 3. Draft beer for 50 baht and lots of nice looking ladies (and a few mingers).

yeah I went there already, full of mingers, but still interesting, will do anything for 1000 THB

I just went to Nongnooch Garden and Resort, it's quite nice actually.

^ pricey for foriegners

Oh yeah, that pissed me off though, 400 Baht for foreigners and 100 for Thais... well, I still think it's pricey for a Thai like me too.

^
is that Anna Jamp in your avatar sharon?

Originally Posted by buriramboy

^You better make it quick then as after 8 1/2 years in Thailand, i'm moving back to the UK in probably the next 6 weeks.

Back to the UK? Fk me you are a glutton for punishment. Well guess I'll miss out!