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    Lily, the she-man

    I often enjoy getting inside the heads of Thailand expats, just to see what makes them different to the rest of farang humanity, and what binds them together to launch into ravid collective thread frenzies on certain critical people.

    Lily takes this to a whole new level. One might have noticed the absense of a certain prominent 20dayajarnforum.net member on this forum recently. I need not mention his name. But he is here all the same, using his second user name (of many?) to distance himself from his first username which is already distanced from his job as a TEFL course salesman.

    Sure, I have created a lot of names and characters on 20day and other sites over the years, but to actually do it as a pre-meditated part of my job, to maintain popularity on forums, would be scary.

    Anyway, I expect no interest from smeg-stalkers or his fan club (nice of him to give u those visa letters saying that you would work at his school, and lucky he has the natural lying ability of a Thai) but I just felt like wasting some time typing.
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    Damn, and I was starting to fall in love with Lily.

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    "starting to"!! I thought it was a fully fledged romance

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    I maintain that KK, doesn't enjoy the cryptic clues as much as Lily...therefore Lily is not KK unless somebody can give me proof positive.

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    smeg is out of his mind and couldn't tell his arse from clay...

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    lily aint kk......

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    smeg who are you???

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    I enjoy Smeg's posts; for while I may wear pink underwear outside my trousers and fantasise about hunchback leprachauns having sex with the Easter bunny - I am, in comparison with Smeg, tediously normal.

    Smeg, when you next start a thread comparing Thailand with the rest of the world, bear in mind that in any other country other than Thailand you would almost certainly have been carried off by now by the men in white coats.
    Lord, deliver us from e-mail.

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    Jeeeeesus.

    No Smeg, I am a fat arsed, old Australian feminazi with facial hair.

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    we knew that Lily

    Smeg is, as usual, having a bad day. The medication is not always effective; when that occurs, his paranoia and inferiority complex tend to dominate his posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Jeeeeesus.

    No Smeg, I am a fat arsed, old Australian feminazi with facial hair.
    Oooooooo...
    HOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I maintain that KK, doesn't enjoy the cryptic clues as much as Lily...therefore Lily is not KK unless somebody can give me proof positive.
    He was as good as me (cryptic clues), wasn't he Cmn?

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    well Macha, is that a good thing, or a bad one?

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    A good thing man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I often enjoy getting inside the heads of Thailand expats, just to see what makes them different to the rest of farang humanity, and what binds them together to launch into ravid collective thread frenzies on certain critical people.
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    I love this post, so cute! So the great Smeg is looking down on us from his mighty position. Is he still wearing that UN pass that is well out of date, but impressive. Has he recovered his phone that cost a weeks wages? He would have bought a good one, with lots of lights flashing, so must be B7000 or more. Impressive.

    Has he got another girlfiend yet?
    They seem to die with regularity, everytime he loses the argument on some thread. It must be the Smeg feeding frenzy that generates his feeling of hopelessness and the need for some pity.

    whatever, we are here to serve his curiosity. Smeg smug, never!
    I have reported your post

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    Oh! I just noticed. Does he consider I am a 'Thailand Expert'?

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    Just ignore it Lily.

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    No, IM, this doesnt bother me at all.

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    that is no fun Ice

    give him a go



    this quickresponse box can be a pain in the ass. You type something and it then vanishes, what is the point of that?

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    ^I think it happens when you get out of the thread too fast.

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    the thread is still

    no, it happens when the thread is still loading. The box appears, and you can type in it, but as it finishes loading, all the writing is erased. Pain

    The program should not allow you to type if it has not finished loading

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    Yes, well it happens to me all the time too. I did think at first someone was deleting my posts, but then realised I just hadn't spoken.

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    Don't be hard on poor Smeg - his girlfriend died this weekend.

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    well, you had spoken, but the box did not listen

    come on Cap, get it fixed, it is a real pain

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona
    Don't be hard on poor Smeg - his girlfriend died this weekend.
    What again, I think these girlfriends are just a figment of his twisted imagination.

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