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    Farangs in the ghetto

    This is getting a common sight in Bangkok's suburbs, a farang having gone native living amongst the uni students and waitresses in a 2.5k a month rooms whilst TEFL-ing at the local language institute and whoring it up down Nana etc on a miniscule budget.

    The kind of guy the gogo girl moves away from when she sees a tourist walk in.

    The kind of guy who defends his decision to live solely on street food.

    The kind of guy who uses the cheapest toilet paper that disintergrates on contact with his hairy arse.

    What gives it away is:

    Quality of slippers

    Whether or how your shirt is ironed

    The level of wear and tear on your satchel

    Whether you wear your satchel with the strap across your chest or not

    When the motorcycle guys shout "hey you" at you

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    This is getting a common sight in Bangkok's suburbs, a farang having gone native living amongst the uni students and waitresses in a 2.5k a month rooms whilst TEFL-ing at the local language institute and whoring it up down Nana etc on a miniscule budget.

    The kind of guy the gogo girl moves away from when she sees a tourist walk in.

    The kind of guy who defends his decision to live solely on street food.

    The kind of guy who uses the cheapest toilet paper that disintergrates on contact with his hairy arse.

    What gives it away is:

    Quality of slippers

    Whether or how your shirt is ironed

    The level of wear and tear on your satchel

    Whether you wear your satchel with the strap across your chest or not

    When the motorcycle guys shout "hey you" at you
    Sounds like the normal "teacher farang" to me.
    Last edited by Fon Tok; 12-03-2006 at 04:46 PM.

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    Definately aka smeg

    get a life you whinger

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    Sorry, am I in the right forum...

    Oh, yes, I am....

    Oh, well.....though I was somewhere else.......

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    Don't worry your pretty little head about it Pat. Honestly poppet, there's more important things in the world to think about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    The level of wear and tear on your satchel

    Good job I just bought a new bag then - only 250B !


    I only go to Pattaya for whores - Nana's a bit pricey for me.

    do I still qualify?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    This is getting a common sight in Bangkok's suburbs, a farang having gone native living amongst the uni students and waitresses in a 2.5k a month rooms
    And exactly what does a DJ do?

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    What are you doing in the suburbs then, Pat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly
    And exactly what does a DJ do?
    A 'DJ' is short for Dinner Jacket, Hilly. Fock it, where was you brung up?

    Obviously in this context Pat uses 'DJ' to signify his level of sartorial elegance and differentiate himself from the riff raff such as 'Flip Flop Freddie' and 'Sleeveless T Shirt Sid'.

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    If they were living in a 2,500 baht unit they would be squatting and scooping water to wash their hairy ass not using paper. Check your facts smeg aka CD playing patrick.

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    ^damn my edukation fails me agian. In my defense, the maid does starch my white t-shirts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Check your facts smeg aka CD playing patrick.
    Final Scratch Mr Mock

    Final Scratch Mr Mock

    I don't criticise the brand of whiteboard marker you use do I ???

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    Have you gemini decks mate ????

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    Gemini's attempt to make pro turntables failed miserably I'm afraid.

    Its da Technics 1210 only for me.

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    What genre do you play mate ....Someone told me you were stuck in mid- ninties-happy-hardcore-chav-fairground-techno-mode... Say it aint so lad!

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    Certainly not that genre.

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    That's good enough for me .... Have you ever met smeg Pat? No one seems to know who he actually is!

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    Pat, I appreciate the fact that working as a "top DJ" must allow you to buy the 9 baht toilet rolls rather than the 7 baht toilet rolls you refer to in the OP, but this aint the way to make yourself feel better.
    Take it from an expert
    Last edited by Smeg; 13-03-2006 at 12:48 AM.

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    ^I use newspapers....drives the bloke in the newsagents crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    Pat, I appreciate the fact that working as a "top DJ" must allow you to buy the 9 baht toilet rolls rather than the 7 baht toilet rolls you refer to in the OP, but this aint the way to make yourself feel better.
    Take it from an expert
    Who are you smeg? Your life is an enigma to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    Pat, I appreciate the fact that working as a "top DJ" must allow you to buy the 9 baht toilet rolls rather than the 7 baht toilet rolls you refer to in the OP, but this aint the way to make yourself feel better.
    Take it from an expert
    LOL

    An expert 'arsewipe'

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Check your facts smeg aka CD playing patrick.
    Final Scratch Mr Mock

    Final Scratch Mr Mock

    I don't criticise the brand of whiteboard marker you use do I ???
    I don't use a whiteboard marker as I'm not a teacher.

    scratch scratch

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    I like to wipe my ass on teachers but they are to slow to pick up the dags

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    This is nothing, wait till Pat starts on the Backpackers!!!

    Or has he already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Quality of slippers
    this was a bit worrying DJPat

    so, are your slippers fur trimmed, or just the plain carpet variety?

    how can you tell what slippers these terrible cheap people have? do they wear them in public?

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