Thread: Farangs in the ghetto

Originally Posted by DrAndy

do they wear them in public?

Sorry it was whether they wear them in public actually. And how far from home do you wear them to???

I keep watering the garden in my slippers and ruining them.

I am a slipper deprived person

but what about your slippers DJPat, you seemed to have not answered that question?

I also keep weeing on my feet in Thai toilets.

That is nice Lily

thank you for sharing

Yes well, I thought you would be interested in that.

What a boring thread.

I used to like the thread Pat had on Ajarn; I think it was 'What are you doing here?'

Originally Posted by Lily

I also keep weeing on my feet in Thai toilets.

do you squat to pee like a girl then?

strange and stranger...

Originally Posted by Lily

I used to like the thread Pat had on Ajarn; I think it was 'What are you doing here?'

I liked the one should I stay or should I go' - I especially liked the result. Pity he/she didnt listen.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by MeMock

Check your facts smeg aka CD playing patrick.

Final Scratch Mr Mock

Final Scratch Mr Mock

I don't criticise the brand of whiteboard marker you use do I ???

FUCKN SMEGGIE TWAT - GO AN POST THIS ON THE TEACHERS CHANNEL WHERE PPL CARE ABT WOT U POST!

which BT-fuckn-W is still fuckn rubbish !

Originally Posted by Smeg

Pat, I appreciate the fact that working as a "top DJ" must allow you to buy the 9 baht toilet rolls rather than the 7 baht toilet rolls you refer to in the OP, but this aint the way to make yourself feel better.
Take it from an expert

as MM as queried B4 - why da fok do u edit evey post almost as soon as u post them ? cd-playing patwat?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I am a slipper deprived person

but what about your slippers DJPat, you seemed to have not answered that question?

My slippers are ancient and have flattened countless insects and trodden on soi dogs tails

Thats why they sit on the balcony.


Oooh and handbags gentlemen.

What A Life Not A Life Aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggh I Could Not Live Liuke That5 That Is Whyn Is Tio Is So Important To Be A Devcent Bastard And Make Good Mmmmaaatttteeeesss!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by Smeg

Pat, I appreciate the fact that working as a "top DJ" must allow you to buy the 9 baht toilet rolls rather than the 7 baht toilet rolls you refer to in the OP, but this aint the way to make yourself feel better.
Take it from an expert

as MM as queried B4 - why da fok do u edit evey post almost as soon as u post them ? cd-playing patwat?

Why not eh!!!

Pat is a smeg? Get the fuck outta here! I want a refund on that doll I sent him then, the badger-baiting cod fucker.

I thought slippers were used to keep your feet warm?

Indoor shoes methinks....Also lovely grilled for breakfast.

CD Pat, could you send us all a list of what you play on a typical night outside Somchai's Noodle Parlour - we could all do with a laugh.

and what kind of slippers you wear?

And yes Klongster, I do wee like a girl.

Funny that.

Originally Posted by cantona

CD Pat, could you send us all a list of what you play on a typical night outside Somchai's Noodle Parlour - we could all do with a laugh.

Meet me there in 20 minutesBring the battered satchel and unironed shirt

Why - did you finally get a gig?

Originally Posted by MeMock

Originally Posted by Lily

I used to like the thread Pat had on Ajarn; I think it was 'What are you doing here?'

I liked the one should I stay or should I go' - I especially liked the result. Pity he/she didnt listen.

I liked the one "It is my birthday today and nobody has sent me a card"


bit sad and almost plaintive