Well we got "Members: 9,214", so how many more days till we hit the 5 figures?
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Well we got "Members: 9,214", so how many more days till we hit the 5 figures?
16.....
^^ How many is active ??
16.......
Last 60 days just under 3,000 active members that have signed in.
^ Hmmmm, it will be about 2.000 members, and the rest is KWs nics....
surely KW doesn't have more then say 200?
^ And Shitman is good for quite a few as well....
Two-hundred or so regular punters compared to ten-thousand members is a retention rate of - erm - something small, I think it's 0.05%
World domination next?
^
Er......2%
Our percentage of users to members is higher than most forums, also don't forget members do not need to log in to view most of our forums, also as in most forums we get like about 20 spammers or more joining perday in the hope of selling viagra or trying to sell mobile phones or offering millions of dollars if your willing to give your bank account details to a Nigerian and send him a bit of money, obviously those ones don't come back :)
Why not.?Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Maybe we should make them more welcome and have a special forum for them
^I think hundreds of pages with "Fok off you thieving cnuts" wouldn't go down to well with google etc :)
Edit.
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200 is 2% of 10,000 if that is what you were trying to work out
I figured out how to use the calculator :)
^This job you were going for to be an accounting manager for that international business is probably not your best idea :)
I'm qualified to Thai standards.
I thought you were an Insurance loss adjuster
Not any more.
Any special prizes for becoming no. 10k?
Perhaps an inflatable garden shed, and the winner only has to pay a handling fee to be able to collect it.
Bloody hell - how many loss adjusters have we on the forum ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Thetyim
I may well know some of you from when I was working !!!
Toplis ?
Thomas Howell ?
GAB ?
Clearly. "Sir your loss is 2% of the total value of your home but we will generously be giving you 0.05%. Thank you for your patronage."Quote:
Originally Posted by Thetyim
I thought he was a bouncer for Taksin.
Percentages don't come into it - we know what it costs to get something fixed & that's what we pay.Quote:
loss is 2% of the total value of your home but we will generously be giving you 0.05%
Not quite, but it didn't work out.Quote:
I thought he was a bouncer for Taksin