The bitch has been moaning all day

**Carnwadrick** · 27-04-2008, 09:41 AM

The bitch has been moaning all day..what did I do wrong? gave her a big hug and kissed her behind the ear,she usually likes that but this time it's a dirty look and off to the sofa to watch TV..Fuck it! Maybe I didn't do a good job cleaning the toilet? did it again but still no smile. Went off to the store amd bought her favorite food, even got her that rubber "toy" she has been wanting but she is still moaning her ass off!! "I know" get out the tools and build that deck I've been promising..cut cut.. saw saw.. bang bang..shit hit my finger ***..put some carpet on it..looking good..clean off my sweat.. better not have a beer until she is happy...check this out "my sweet" you can sit here and spy on the neighbors.
She is too fucking lazy to get off her ass to check out all the hard work I just did for her so like a dick I carry her out to the deck...again the dirty look "you just interrupted my favorite show the Animal Channel..I don't know if it is at all worth it just for a little pussy..what do you think?

**kingwilly** · 27-04-2008, 09:45 AM

think you feeling frustrated.

**Sir Burr** · 27-04-2008, 09:49 AM

When they get in a huff, best to ignore them. DO NOT pander to them, it only rewards bad behaviour and encourages them to continue it.

Cleaning the toilet? WTF!!!!!

**Jet Gorgon** · 27-04-2008, 09:52 AM

Go out for a beer.

**kingwilly** · 27-04-2008, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

When they get in a huff, best to ignore them. DO NOT pander to them, it only rewards bad behaviour and encourages them to continue it. Cleaning the toilet? WTF!!!!!

exectly

**Mr Pot** · 27-04-2008, 10:01 AM

"Haven't a flipping clue..I'm on my 9th coors"

Found this on my 'where in the world thread' you weren't drunk last night and upset her? (Not that it's any of my business)

**Begbie** · 27-04-2008, 10:05 AM

Give her a biscuit and tickle her belly.

**Carnwadrick** · 27-04-2008, 10:08 AM

^thank you but biscuits will make her fat..if I can figure out how to post pictures you will see my dillema she is just too pretty for this old fart and I don't want lose her

**Thetyim** · 27-04-2008, 10:14 AM

Look & Learn

**MeMock** · 27-04-2008, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

.I don't know if it is at all worth it just for a little pussy..

I think you have just answered your own question.

**Eliminator** · 27-04-2008, 10:25 AM

PMS, it happens every month to women and they can't help themselves. Doesn't matter what you say or do, they can be happy as a lark and the next second, they'll want to cut your nuts off.

There was a song that I think was titled, "I need a new drug", that is what I wish I could find and shove it down their pretty little throats once a month.

**MeMock** · 27-04-2008, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Eliminator

.

There was a song that I think was titled, "I need a new drug",

Is this it?

**Looper** · 27-04-2008, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

The bitch has been moaning all day

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

even got her that rubber "toy"

**Thetyim** · 27-04-2008, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

even got her that rubber "toy" she has been wanting but she is still moaning her ass off

Could you clarify that please

**Little Chuchok** · 27-04-2008, 10:37 AM

Tell her that a new model is only phone call away......

**Looper** · 27-04-2008, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

even got her that rubber "toy" she has been wanting but she is still moaning her ass off

Could you clarify that please

**Mr Pot** · 27-04-2008, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Look & Learn

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN
THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his
girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!"
Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and
laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went
deaf.

**Bobcock** · 27-04-2008, 10:56 AM

I still think he's talking about a dog.

**Thetyim** · 27-04-2008, 11:01 AM

^

Well in that case

**Jet Gorgon** · 27-04-2008, 11:08 AM

Thetty, you should do the image backup for news on The Daily Show.

**Mr Pot** · 27-04-2008, 11:12 AM

**Carnwadrick** · 27-04-2008, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Bobcock

still think he's talking about a dog.

"dog"!! I resent that if you knew my sweet you would not say that

**peterpan** · 27-04-2008, 11:27 AM

Dear Pussy whipped, do not pander them, do not do ANY work around the house, the only work I do is admire the car after she has washed it.
You will get no where by letting them modify your bad behavior.
My wife exists to serve me and have children, which she looks after, and to find the remote when I have misplaced it.
You are a disgrace to every male here proud enough to wear the chauvinist badge with pride.

"cleaning the toilet" Jezuz I cannot believe that!

**Carnwadrick** · 27-04-2008, 11:32 AM

I appreciate the concerns and the few sneering remarks but things are getting a little better here, we went out for a walk around the park and talked things out, she knows who is boss in the house (her) but she's smart enough to make me think it's me and I'm smart enough to let her think I don't know what she thinks...I think the wine is making me sentimental...but I have a good female who loves me for who I am and not for the money I don't have...Gentlemen and Ladies it is time for my nap.ZZZZZ

**peterpan** · 27-04-2008, 11:35 AM

OK, Mate have a good sleep and don't forget to take your apron off

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