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    The cleaners going through my trash bags

    I f**kin hate the cleaners doing this ten minutes after I have put my bag out. I put out a full bag of trash, go upstairs, then when I come down again to leave the apartment, the cleaners have all the contents of my trash laid out on the grass in separate piles of plastic, glass, paper, etc etc and they look at me and smile, knowing it's mine.

    I do realise they make a pittance at the recycling plant with the plastic, paper etc.

    But this, to me, this is still a violation of my privacy.

    So one solution which I thought of was to get a few condoms, wa*k into them, store them in an airtight jar for two days on the balcony then open the jar and empty them into the trash bags before I tie them up and put them out. That, I thought, would give them something to thhink about when they wanna lay all my trash out. The bag must have stank.

    I didn't see my stuff laid out on the grass as usual when I did this, but they still would have had to open the bag etc.

    So:

    I'm thinking of putting on a pair of plastic gloves on after I take a crap and fishing a fresh turd out of the toilet and putting it in amongst the trash. Maybe even some dog shit.
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    Recycling is very big in LOS Pat. There is money for just about everything. You can throw up in it, sh*t in it, or p*ss in it if you want, they are still going to check it. Suggest you take your rubbish somewhere else and dump it if you feel that badly about it.

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    If you want them to stop going through your trash, separate the recyclables yourself & hand them to them. Then they won't go through the rest of it.

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    Or put some of Mrs Queerells used smack needles in there or one of Smeg's dead girlfriends' heads

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    I advise you to buy a shredder for your documents.

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    The man 3 houses away goes through ours. I hope he washes his hands after as we put our bog paper in there as well. Plus there might be a few jizz soaked tissues in there depending if the missus has been out shopping. If you know what I mean ?

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    ^If you're particularly paranoid as I am, I've used a cross-cut shredder for decades.

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    What about doing the recycling yourself? Wouldnīt be so hard to seperate plastic, glass, organic and paper in seperate recycle bin...
    I may suggest this, because itīs not so hard to do it by yourself. In germany for example itīs required by law that u do it yourself and iīm accustomed to do it myself, never saw someone searching my recycle bags. The cleaner stuff know already whatīs in by open it and take a short look inside.

    This may cause that the cleaners donīt need to look whatīs exactly inside the recycling bags if they know that itīs seperated already.
    The stuff u donīt like them to see (whatever it is) keep in a seperate bin and throw out seperated, as November Rain sayed...
    This may be an good option...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun View Post
    The man 3 houses away goes through ours. I hope he washes his hands after as we put our bog paper in there as well. Plus there might be a few jizz soaked tissues in there depending if the missus has been out shopping. If you know what I mean ?

    My god, in which kind of places u ppl live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawaii
    iīm accustomed to do it myself
    Exacly, that's why one should check for jizz soaked tissues.

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    I live in rural Buriram where used toilet paper has a value.

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    Hehe.... Who lives in thailand and have to do that kind of stuff by himself is a poor asshole.... ^-^

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    I could do the recycling I suppose but why should I? I'll take a full crap into the bag before I tie it up and put it out next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun View Post
    I live in rural Buriram where used toilet paper has a value.
    ..... what ppl use used toilet paper for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I could do the recycling I suppose but why should I? I'll take a full crap into the bag before I tie it up and put it out next time.
    I guess u will have a lot of "friends" soon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawaii
    Hehe.... Who lives in thailand and have to do that kind of stuff by himself is a poor asshole.... ^-^
    Something I can't understand about forums in that people have to start name calling when the interlectual level gets beyond them .

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    I donīt speak like that only in forums.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawaii View Post

    I guess u will have a lot of "friends" soon...
    I'll put the bag out in the middle of the night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rawaii
    I donīt speak like that only in forums.....
    Why's that ? Because you're scared on one to one ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun
    Plus there might be a few jizz soaked tissues in there depending if the missus has been out shopping.
    Why is your missus shopping for jizz soaked tissues? I've never noticed them in Tesco's.

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    If you are detirmined to make an impression on your cleaners, try to get hold of some babies nappies or an acrellic, waterproof joining compound. They both have a special sort of smell to them. Should give them a run for their money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post

    Why is your missus shopping for jizz soaked tissues? I've never noticed them in Tesco's.
    I have a good tossing into a pillow case that I keep down the side of my bed if I'm alone in the mornings.

    Saves on tissues, also some brands, in particular the Cellox brand come off in bits on your helmet after you've shot your load.

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    ^ The sort of quality information you don't find much on other forums.

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    Thaivisa would delete most of my posts I write up here and I'm still banned anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I'll put the bag out in the middle of the night.
    Then the dogs will go through them first and the cleaners will have second pick.

    What's there to be concerned about?
    Just dispose of the empty xanax strips elsewhere

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