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    Farang guys who wine and dine Thai girls......

    Maybe some of you might be guilty of this so why do you do it? Thai females only eat Som Tam / insects/ Krappow moo lard khao khai dao so why bother trying to get them to eat anything of any cultural meaning like pizza or pepper steak?

    I guarantee that a Thai female will nearly always opt for the seafood spaghetti should there be no Thai food available, or if there is, one of the dishes will be a salad of some kind, and it'll be spicy, and surprise surprise she'll spend the meal time saying "pet mak mak si" and laugh and then repeat herself, this time opening her mouth and moving her hand in a fan like motion to illustrate to you her point.

    In McDonalds she may try the ice cream then pass a comment about some kind of diet she is / was on.

    Ditto KFC though she may try one of your soggy tepid fries and screw up her face.

    At Sizzlers she'll order the fish and watching her struggle with the super-size knife and fork is worth watching. She'll never finish the portion and will then get a square of jelly from the salad bar and pick at it.

    I have never taken a Thai girl to an Indian restaurant. The two don't mix. Simple as that.

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    DP: you promised us you were leaving...

    now you come back with this same whinging crap...

    take it to Ajarn...they'll bow down to you with awe cause you can afford to spring dindins for a TG somewhere other than a table on the side of the street...

    here we are not impressed...

    oh...and pizza is working class fodder for italians so there's probably not a lot of 'cultural meaning' in them...

    finally: we are foreigners; europeans; antipodeans; even septics but we are not foking 'farang'

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    I always take them straight to the short time, then, if I'm peckish I may take them somewhere after to relieve their 'Hiu kow'.

    I eat to keep the engine going but they eat for a whole different reason, a boredom cure, I believe.
    Seems an uneccessary expense and waste of time taking Thai birds to restaurants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    if I'm peckish, I may take them somewhere after to relieve their 'Hiu kow'.
    I never feed TGs if their purpose in being with me is to take care of my needs (sexual not culinary).

    As soon as you get them outside they start with the 'hungry' shit.

    i just tell them, when you're done with the job you can eat.

    after, they want extra money for food...i tell them i just paid them...same for money for taxis etc...

    as an affectionado of Soi 33 it always amuses me to see the number of foreigners who bar fine girls from there - at 1500 baht - *picks DD up off the floor* and then take them out for dinner....and often ONLY dinner...when they're full they go back to the bar again....idiots

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    Pat:

    Check out the JW, not only is it a good hunting ground for young executive Thais, but they also enjoy the odd foreign food.

    ~W~

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    How has DJ Pat managed to set it up so that when he posts on Ajarn the sme post is echoed here. It's fucking clever internetrickery that is.

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    I actually find it quite sad actually Mrs Q, I mean I could see if he had something really great to post and posting it in as many forums as possible, but pathetic threads such as this you would, or most people would want the least ppl to view it, still good on him for keep posting trivial shite

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster

    finally: we are foreigners; europeans; antipodeans; even septics but we are not foking 'farang'

    You are farang and always will be

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I actually find it quite sad actually Mrs Q, I mean I could see if he had something really great to post and posting it in as many forums as possible, but pathetic threads such as this you would, or most people would want the least ppl to view it, still good on him for keep posting trivial shite
    Keeps the balance you see.

    My next thread is about how crap the service is at both Intercontinental bakery / cafes in Jomtiem.

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    "Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks,
    Or knackered converse,
    Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks,
    But all of thats the point is not,
    The points that there aint no romance around there,"

    Arctic Monkeys


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    "Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks,
    Or knackered converse,
    Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks,
    But all of thats the point is not,
    The points that there aint no romance around there,"

    Arctic Monkeys


    Whats this gotta do with the price of fish?

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    Read the last line DJ Pat! Think about it....

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    The points that there aint no romance around there,"
    There probably aint in 50% of the posters dates here lets be honest most of them can only manage whores, I mean who bothers wining and dining a whore? It seems many do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    The points that there aint no romance around there,"
    There probably aint in 50% of the posters dates here lets be honest most of them can only manage whores, I mean who bothers wining and dining a whore? It seems many do.
    Yeah but them students, its all romance aint it, never want owt from a farang guy but a single rose on valentines day and the knowledge that someone cares for them. Altogether now, aaaaaah.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Maybe some of you might be guilty of this so why do you do it?
    Why do you care Pat? Seriously, why waste one millisecond of your existence on this planet concerning yourself about such a thing?

    A mirror is much more revealing than a window....
    Last edited by danbo; 07-03-2006 at 04:49 AM. Reason: Happy hogs were found dancing in the depths of a Spaniard's reason.

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    I have never had this problem CD playing Patrick. Must be the 'class' of girl you are taking out. Stay away from the brothels mate and you might have more luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    as an affectionado of Soi 33 it always amuses me to see the number of foreigners who bar fine girls from there - at 1500 baht - *picks DD up off the floor* and then take them out for dinner....and often ONLY dinner...when they're full they go back to the bar again....idiots
    That's a bit harsh.

    Maybe they just want to get to know the sweet thing a little better before progressing their relationship to a more physical level?

    Kind of sweet really...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    The points that there aint no romance around there,"
    There probably aint in 50% of the posters dates here lets be honest most of them can only manage whores, I mean who bothers wining and dining a whore? It seems many do.
    I'd like to manage whores.
    A great little earner that one.

    But I get your point and I think the role of a 'financial advisor' to all those young (and not so young) ladies of the night is something the sois of Bangkok are screaming out for.

    Optimising their income by illustrating the folly of a three course meal, with wine, where the waiter will get a 60 baht tip (think taxi) and the bill comes to over 2,000 baht as opposed to turning that hour into a quick takeaway, a couple of beers and get the old fella warmed up for round two and get your hands on as much of that 2.5K as you can!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Optimising their income by illustrating the folly of a three course meal, with wine, where the waiter will get a 60 baht tip (think taxi) and the bill comes to over 2,000 baht as opposed to turning that hour into a quick takeaway, a couple of beers and get the old fella warmed up for round two and get your hands on as much of that 2.5K as you can!
    Can't be done.

    First thing I see ANY Thai do when they get their hands on a bit of money is to call all their friends and eat. That's just one of the many reasons why the Chinese have it all over them in ANY kind of business.

    But...if you can break down a 1,000 years of culture, you deserve the rewards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    Read the last line DJ Pat! Think about it....
    i would ave thought that a DJ would unnerstand abt lyrics and stuff .....

    and yeah - i take my girl to plenty of good resteraunts - tho we can also sit road side for kao neow poo ping as well.....

    i think the OP is genralising/trolling a whole lot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    You are farang and always will be
    I am a farang to my wife but not to any posters on here...oops sorry and GoW of course

    but certainly not to you because you're a half-breed by your own admission
    Last edited by klongmaster; 07-03-2006 at 03:23 PM.

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    Oh dear DJPat, you always make the same mistake!!

    you say Thais, and eventually you mean prostitutes

    why is that?

    There probably aint in 50% of the posters dates here lets be honest most of them can only manage whores, I mean who bothers wining and dining a whore? It seems many do.

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    ^ prolly cos thats the only thai's he knows!

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    Pat's not a proper DJ anyway he only plays CDs not Technics SL1210s and vinyl - also seems a bit gutted as hes probably spent alot of dosh dining 'uni girls who are not whores

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    He does seem very upset by it all

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