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    Wedding Invitation

    Dear TeakDoor member..
    You are hereby cordially invited to the wedding of Sukanya and Poolcleaner.
    Date: 11th March, 2006
    Venue: Ban Nong Wa, Udon Thani Province.

    You are also welcome to attend an informal 'drinkies' beginning at the AfterWork bar on Sunday the 5th of March. Starting around 6.00pm

    The wedding ceremony will look something like this..

    Except that I'm not Thai...and thanks to Mrs. Q for the following pic from his wedding..


    I think somewhere along the way I'll have to sign one of these..

    Here's a map so you won't get lost

    And a close up of Ban Nong Wa



    And of course a gratuitous nudie shot.



    Last edited by poolcleaner; 03-03-2006 at 01:03 PM.

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    And where's the air fare?

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    Congratulations Poolie, I'm afraid I will be unable to attend the festivities, but i shall get very drunk in your name up here.

    All of the very best, don't forget the piccies.

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    Oh yeah "Congratulations Poolie"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    And where's the air fare?
    Asia Airlines flies daily to Udon for 99 baht.

    What more do you want you cheap bastard?

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    Congratulation hmmm... I think we might meet on Sunday 5th!



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    Send me the dosh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    Send me the dosh.
    Here's an all too familiar phrase for you Macha........"Go fuck yourself!!"

    Actually if you do show up I promise to reimburse you the 99 baht!

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    You stingy ol' geezer. Its gotta be 99 * 2 (return fare).

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    I don't think that's necessary.
    Few people enter Udon and come out alive.

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    Or unmarried!

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    gawd Macha, i always have you in high asteem but fokinhell man 99 baht, you asked poolie for 99 ficking clams, what about the return ticket .. you planning to hitch a ride back on top of a durian truck (ouch!) and airport tax.. what about that?

    should've asked for at least a thousand.. 1,000

    what a waste of an education! shame on you Macha 31 today and still can't do basic arithmatic jeez

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    Poolie are you sure you know what you are doing?

    If I come can I swap my missus for the blond in the red on the photo with the farangs?

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    Poolie are u sure you wanna go through with this? I can hide you away for a while until it all blows over..ya know..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Poolie are you sure you know what you are doing?

    If I come can I swap my missus for the blond in the red on the photo with the farangs?

    I never know what I'm doing!
    Makes life quite interesting, I just keep the missus to give me direction.

    Which blond in the pic?
    I can see a redhead with glasses..you're welcome to her, in fact you can have all the farang in that photo.

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    Congrats Poolie, I wont make it to the shindig though.

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    poolie good luck, at your age...by now you should know how to handle a thai lass,, beat and foker daily (if you're still in the mood/can) be a real somchai bastard, get the mianois up and running asap and play one off against the others.. drink (as if you needed the encouragement)... it all boils down to imprinting.. they saw their papas doing it to their mamas.. for eons

    just joshing mate (but not too much)
    have a nice wedding
    congrats
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    Thanks Poolie, good luck

    I will not be there in person, but in spirit (whatever the fuk that means)

    Now some worldly advice.....

    Thai women are very jealous. You think she does not know about your lifestyle, but she does. Once you are married she will clamp down on it, using all the well-tried female tactics. You will find out.

    It is at that point that you will have to decide whether you want to be happily married or continue with your old life style

    good eh?
    I have reported your post

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    Congratulations Poolie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    gawd Macha, i always have you in high asteem but fokinhell man 99 baht, you asked poolie for 99 ficking clams, what about the return ticket .. you planning to hitch a ride back on top of a durian truck (ouch!) and airport tax.. what about that?

    should've asked for at least a thousand.. 1,000

    what a waste of an education! shame on you Macha 31 today and still can't do basic arithmatic jeez
    You must have overlooked the smily at the end of me post, Inzi mate.

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    no I didn't .. money ain't a matter to be foking around about Macha, you of all people should know.. I would have even asked for 2,000 baht..taxi, hotels.. if there was any change (and there never iz) i'd give it back to poolie including receipts on what i spent his money on



    here's my

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    If I come can I swap my missus for the blond in the red on the photo with the farangs?
    This one?? You're a sick man Q

    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    You are also welcome to attend an informal 'drinkies' beginning at the AfterWork bar on Sunday the 5th of March.
    I have to work until 3pm but would love to join you for this...any idea of a starting time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    Thanks Poolie, good luck

    I will not be there in person, but in spirit (whatever the fuk that means)

    Now some worldly advice.....

    Thai women are very jealous. You think she does not know about your lifestyle, but she does. Once you are married she will clamp down on it, using all the well-tried female tactics. You will find out.

    It is at that point that you will have to decide whether you want to be happily married or continue with your old life style

    good eh?
    'happily married' my favorite oxymoron.

    I fear nothing. the Poolcleaner is like the wind itself..... unclampable.
    I'll always give her the option of leaving me! I'm good like that!

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    never marry an oxymoron, they are useless

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster
    I have to work until 3pm but would love to join you for this...any idea of a starting time?
    Good point Klongy..as most have to work the next day it will be a mild affair so I think 6ish will do.

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