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    "Size of a ????????"

    If you could be any animal, which would you choose? You can assume that no human is going to be around to make your life a misery.

    I'm going for a tortoise. I used to (and still sometimes do) imagine that inside their shells they had a nicely decorated studio flat with a kitchenette and small sitting room complete with TV and stereo. I'm not all that keen on lettuce, but I 'spose I could get used to it. I quite like the idea of hibernation as well.....do they do that in their native countries are is it just a ruse to get away from Blue Peter presenters?

    What about you good folk?

    NB: Why the title?

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    I'd like to be a cat. The idea of being able to roam free and coming home every now and then for some milk and petting from my owner sounds good.

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    Can I be a bird?

    I rather like the idea of being an albertross. I like eating fish and the guano woudl be useful on the allotment.

    Did you know that the albertross is the bird used on the RAF cap badge? And that Lawrence of Arabia joined the RAF under the pseudonym Albert Ross? I suppose he thought that calling himself Cap Badge might draw attention to himself.

    You didn't, well you do now?
    Lord, deliver us from e-mail.

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    South American Pygmy Gorillas.
    They great each other by having sex with each other.

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    How bout a lion...lie around in the sun all day while the old lady hunts...take her food and give her what you don't want....then bang her for 12 hrs at a go... then back to sleep.

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    Whatever animal I'd be, I'd want to be free.

    Not enclosed in a zoo, or forced to pull carts like donkeys. Or pull sleighs in the snow, like Huskies. Or have my wings clipped to spend my life in a cage.

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    A whale's penis is called a 'dork', and can be as large as 8 feet long!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    I'd like to be a cat. The idea of being able to roam free and coming home every now and then for some milk and petting from my owner sounds good.
    Same here, although I would prefer to do what I do now, sit in the window and take pot shots at people with my sniper rifle.........

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    A mosquito.
    Has the largest penis size compared to body size

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    *slaps Thetyim*

    a raven so i can sit on gravestones and look cool

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    This is a very Buddhist thread

    may you all get your wishes

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    Elephant

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    I'd like to come back as a Beluga Whale. Saw a pregnant one once. She had nice titties, for a whale.

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    You may come back as a male whale, in which case you might not be so pleased about the tits

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    An elephant.

    Damn! Too Late!

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    no Marmite, there can be more than two elephants in the world

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    Err, I meant that I'm.... forget it..

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    Are you referring to your belly or your penis

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    Sadly, my belly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    You may come back as a male whale, in which case you might not be so pleased about the tits
    Well, I was actually thinkin i'd come back as a whale and had no thoughts about changin' gender. Just wondering, why wouldn't a male like titties? I fine with with 'em as it is now. living with my woman now, I do miss 'em though.

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    Oh alright FF

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    I miss titties a lot

    The missus is sadly lacking in that department as much as the common sense department i.e. none.

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    Sorry to hear that MrsQ

    does she have a friend who can help?

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    A wolf.



    Are'nt they cute and wild?

    sorry could'nt resize

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    yes, that is a bloody big wolf

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