If you could be any animal, which would you choose? You can assume that no human is going to be around to make your life a misery.
I'm going for a tortoise. I used to (and still sometimes do) imagine that inside their shells they had a nicely decorated studio flat with a kitchenette and small sitting room complete with TV and stereo. I'm not all that keen on lettuce, but I 'spose I could get used to it. I quite like the idea of hibernation as well.....do they do that in their native countries are is it just a ruse to get away from Blue Peter presenters?
What about you good folk?
NB: Why the title?