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    Somchai Bigalo, Asian Gigalo!!

    Went to hook up with a Thai lady, who I've known for two years. We met at her pub for a dinner and a couple of drinks. While we were discussing business (not flash business) a guy came over to our table and gave a wai. After he left the lady told me he's a giglo and works at a bar on Ratchadapiesk road.

    Since then I've been thinking that a farang giglo might be exotic to those hi-so Thai ladies. Maybe I should consider opening such bar somewhere in Bangers. What do you think?

    I knew this was happening in Bangers but never witnessed one myself. According to the lady there're loads of such venues in Bangers, espcially on Ratchada, that cater to filthy rich Thai ladies who want to fling on a boylet.
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    count me in Macha!

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    I'd give it a try but I think it we better learn how to spell what we want to be first. giglo just doesnt look right to me.

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    Can I have a job, i'm fuking desperate mate...


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    Ya bastard CMN, now you are in photoshop as well.. How about you stay at my house for free, sleep in my room, I'll take the kids and you show me how to do stuff like that.

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    Macha, you iz da man
    please continue in your research and I'm sure if you opened such a venue you'd have plenty of TD toyboys but your major supplier would be Bangkok Phil and the infinite supply of young starryeyed Teflers that would much prefer to put in a few hours on the weekend over at your gaff rather than at fuking around teaching hi-so kids at Elite or at someother similar cesspit

    just immagine in ajarn job section

    Machabury Project :
    We requires now 300 Tefl teachers - for fun weekend job
    no BS, no Tefl cert required (sorry KK) - send photo of 'member'
    and cum for inter'view' - no knob too small

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    No men;

    Over 25
    Fat
    Bald
    Hairy
    Pasty skinned

    Arent they the rules?

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    Damn, if they are Lily I am disqualified on at least 3 counts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    No men;

    Over 25
    Fat
    Bald
    Hairy
    Pasty skinned

    Arent they the rules?
    well well Lily,
    FYI all the guyz here in the LoS are for foksure getting laid, they might have been desperate while in the 9-5femminaziwastelands, but here the only way for a semifunctioning knob not to get some lovin' is for the owner of the same either to be dead or in a coma ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    Ya bastard CMN, now you are in photoshop as well.. How about you stay at my house for free, sleep in my room, I'll take the kids and you show me how to do stuff like that.
    You don't honestly believe that Taffy twat could do that do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    No men;

    Over 25
    Fat
    Bald
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    Pasty skinned

    Arent they the rules?
    The 'Blue Tonic' on Suk 22 has a bar full of man whores.
    They used to come in the gf's salon to get their waist length hair done every night.
    You're quite right Lily, although Thais age well so they can still work till about 30.
    They charged 4,000 baht a pop and, FYI IJWT, they bat for both teams!!

    Sorry AO, CE and CMN, I think you'd find yourself working from under a bridge for about 200 baht a pop and be prepared to uck a bit of you know what!

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    one of my first jobs in Bkk was training mgr at Ambassador in Suk

    They had one of these gigilo bars in the hotel...it's still there...all the hiso 'kunyings-in-waiting' would leave their benzs in the car park on that level and enter straight into the club...never seen by anyone...if you go to the ballroom, there's a spiral staircase entrance which descends to the bar...
    not cheap...5000b 10 yrs ago...mostly uni boys trying to keep up with the spending habits of their uni gfs...

    i always wondered how they got it up when i looked at the birds...b4 vitamin V hit the streets!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    You don't honestly believe that Taffy twat could do that do you?
    Thank you, Marmers, for my biggest belly-laugh this week.


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    ohh, yes..
    fuking hilarious wasn't it.

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    Ok so far we have got two applicants - CE and taffy CMN. Not all ladies taking gigalo are hot and mature, are you two sure you can handle this? Could be hard waking up the junior if she's an ugly 60 years old lady asking for repetative ORAL JOB! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    well well Lily, FYI all the guyz here in the LoS are for foksure getting laid, they might have been desperate while in the 9-5femminaziwastelands, but here the only way for a semifunctioning knob not to get some lovin' is for the owner of the same either to be dead or in a coma ..
    You have misssed the point.

    We are speaking about gigolos. Not about men getting it. They are selling it and like men, women are not going to pay unattractive men.

    Is that being feminazi?

    Are women not to expect what men do. Is our money worth less that yours.

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    you could do it Macha, as long as she didn't want spelling lessons as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    Could be hard waking up the junior if she's an ugly 60 years old lady asking for repetative ORAL JOB! LOL
    If that is what she wanted she probably wouldnt care if junior was ready to party or not.

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    Now where's our legal advisors? As an employer I'd be obliged to getting them work permit. HOw would I go about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    Could be hard waking up the junior if she's an ugly 60 years old lady asking for repetative ORAL JOB! LOL
    If that is what she wanted she probably wouldnt care if junior was ready to party or not.
    quite right Lily. Macha seems to get problems with his spelling, grammar and logic when he is posting topics on sex

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    How would I go about work permits, Doc?

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    I have no idea Macha, maybe one of our forum friends could enlighten you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    well well Lily, FYI all the guyz here in the LoS are for foksure getting laid, they might have been desperate while in the 9-5femminaziwastelands, but here the only way for a semifunctioning knob not to get some lovin' is for the owner of the same either to be dead or in a coma ..
    You have misssed the point.

    We are speaking about gigolos. Not about men getting it. They are selling it and like men, women are not going to pay unattractive men.

    Is that being feminazi?

    Are women not to expect what men do. Is our money worth less that yours.
    Lily how long have you been in Thailand?

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