"If you could invent time-travel, what time would you go to and what would you do?"

**mrsquirrel** · 08-03-2006, 05:06 PM

Only one though after that the time machine is broken.

I would go back to when my mum and dad were going to concieve me and have a quick chat with them to make sure they really knew what they were letting themselves in for.

Then I would watch anyway just to see what position I was concieved in.

Now that would be a good topic for a thread.

What about you

**MeMock** · 08-03-2006, 05:27 PM

I would go back to anytime b4 the internet was invented.

I would get some much more work done if I could.

**RDN** · 08-03-2006, 07:33 PM

I suppose I would go back and stop some nasty things happening... like killing Hitler when he was a kid or Slobodan Milosovich, etc, etc. But you never know what other maniacs would take their place.

I think a good one would be to go back to December 25 2004 and tell everyone that a f***ing big wave is going to kill more people in living history than ever before.

Then of course I'd go back and play the biggest lottery I could find with the winning numbers, come back to my time and spend the money and interest

**NickA** · 08-03-2006, 07:59 PM

12:30 - have a wank

**mrsquirrel** · 08-03-2006, 08:06 PM

You can only go back once Ozman then it is bust.

**NickA** · 08-03-2006, 08:11 PM

12:30 - have several wanks

**aging one** · 08-03-2006, 08:13 PM

Sometimes you are quite cogent, and other times Q you blow me away. Damn. The shit you think about has never crossed my mine.
I guess thats the difference between moderate long term drug usage, and maximum until I die or quit usage eh? Smiley, winky and all that bro.

We are gonna have a drink if you are in for a month eh. Come on out to the burbs in a few weeks. I'm off to Pattaya with the kids again soon. Just me, and the kids. Fun Fun Fun.

**mrsquirrel** · 08-03-2006, 08:18 PM

Well aimed ones or not?

**aging one** · 08-03-2006, 08:43 PM

Never thought about my conception. Thus never thought about what the hell postion my folks were in. Damn I dont even know what happened or when it happened for my own kids.

I would now though can count the times on one hand!!!

**NickA** · 08-03-2006, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

I would now though can count the times on one hand!!!

It's normally best to switch hands as one hand could cramp up or something

**Dougal** · 08-03-2006, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by RDN

I think a good one would be to go back to December 25 2004 and tell everyone that a f***ing big wave is going to kill more people in living history than ever before.

What makes you think anyone would believe you? Do you pay any attention to someone wearing a 'The End of the world is Nigh' sign?

**poolcleaner** · 08-03-2006, 09:27 PM

I would happily go back to my first day in bangers............god the birds would be fitter and I'd be less pissed.

And I would have called LDMA a cnut a lot sooner than I did, and I would have gone to KK's Chrissy bash the first year!

**RDN** · 08-03-2006, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dougal

Originally Posted by RDN

I think a good one would be to go back to December 25 2004 and tell everyone that a f***ing big wave is going to kill more people in living history than ever before.

What makes you think anyone would believe you? Do you pay any attention to someone wearing a 'The End of the world is Nigh' sign?

Yeah, I thought of that. But I was thinking that maybe those bastards who actually got the warning about the tsunami but didn't pass it on "for fear of damaging the tourism industry" might just pass it on this time...

**cantona** · 09-03-2006, 01:10 PM

I would go back and warn all Smegs birds of their imminent suicides

**Ice Maiden** · 09-03-2006, 01:27 PM

There are so many things I'd like to do, I'll have to have a good think about this then reply later.

**mrsquirrel** · 09-03-2006, 01:31 PM

You can only go back one IM so choose carefully.

**Marmite the Dog** · 09-03-2006, 02:12 PM

I would go back to when I was 17 and get an apprenticeship as a plumber. The fekkin' theiving cnuts get loadsa money!

**aging one** · 09-03-2006, 02:18 PM

Yup I would like to be transported back to the first day we got our townhouse on Soi Nana. What a rockin joint that was.

**Thetyim** · 09-03-2006, 02:52 PM

I would like to go back to the time before I met my first wife. Instead of meeting her I would fly out to Patters and spend a sackful of money which would still be half the cost of marrying the bitch.

**RDN** · 17-03-2006, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by RDN

I suppose I would go back and stop some nasty things happening... like killing Hitler when he was a kid or Slobodan Milosovich, etc, etc.....

Oh dear, was it something I said?

I hope so!

**DrAndy** · 17-03-2006, 02:59 PM

I would go back to the time when I was a member of TV

I would stop my wife posting that awful link about kiddy fiddlers, and then we would not be banned and could be happy posting there still

boo hoooo

**Smeg** · 17-03-2006, 03:44 PM

I'd draw straws to choose one of these three options

1) Go back 40 years, track down a geeky little schoolkid called Bill Gates, lend him a few dollars, and tell him to pay me back in 40 years time with 1% of his then worth.

2) Take a Sony DVD and DVD player back 20 years and see how much Sony would pay me for it.

3) Take the latest Coldplay album back 5 years and freak the band members out by playing them stuff they haven't written yet.

**RDN** · 17-03-2006, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I would go back to the time when I was a member of TV

I would stop my wife posting that awful link about kiddy fiddlers, and then we would not be banned and could be happy posting there still

boo hoooo

Nah, I'd still ban ya!

**friscofrankie** · 17-03-2006, 11:41 PM

The summer of '69 when i met my first wife, we ate acid, peanut butter sandwiches and fucked three times a day.
If I had to do it all over again, i would.

**mrsquirrel** · 20-03-2006, 08:25 AM

Who keeps leaving a message from this thread that they need my arse?

WALLY leave me a lone or I will tell the Captain and he will make allegations against you - such as you are dead when he doesn't even know if you are or not.

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