Quaggly stats for the hyper thinker

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 20-02-2006, 06:18 PM

I was just wondering, if you took the entire population of China and mashed them into a paste, like a people pate - would there be enough to spread over the surface area of Iceland?

**Dougal** · 20-02-2006, 06:42 PM

I think that a similar question was posed by John Brunner in the book 'Stand on Zanzibar'

You'd need to read it and extrapolate for the answer though. How thick do you want the spread?

**dirtydog** · 20-02-2006, 06:46 PM

The best way to find out is to get an average size chinese person, mash them up and see what sort of area they could cover, although I have to admit I do prefer a thick layer of pate.

**aging one** · 20-02-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

The best way to find out is to get an average size chinese person, mash them up and see what sort of area they could cover, although

See the one up there above my post has studied higher maths. Yes, the S is for you dog.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 21-02-2006, 12:01 PM

I love this forum!! This post would either have been deleted now "Over there" or more than likely I would have three pages of flames commiting me to a lunatic asylum.

Anyway, I'd say about just under a centimetre thick.

Incedentally, today I was wondering what British soap operas Thailand based discussion forums would be if soap operas were Thailand based discussion forums and I came to the conclusion whilst in the shower that if Thaivisa.com was either Coronation St or Eastenders, Asia Expat would probably be Eldorado and Teak Door Hollyoaks.

What would Barladies be?

I've been stuck on this all morning, you'd think I had better fish to fry wouldn't you.

**ChiangMai noon** · 21-02-2006, 12:07 PM

Dunno, but ajarn would be grange hill.

**DrAndy** · 21-02-2006, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by The Hutchinson Whump

I love this forum!! This post would either have been deleted now "Over there" or more than likely I would have three pages of flames commiting me to a lunatic asylum.

Anyway, I'd say about just under a centimetre thick.

Incedentally, today I was wondering what British soap operas Thailand based discussion forums would be if soap operas were Thailand based discussion forums and I came to the conclusion whilst wanking in the shower that if Thaivisa.com was either Coronation St or Eastenders, Asia Expat would probably be Eldorado and Teak Door Hollyoaks.

What would Barladies be?

I've been stuck on this all morning, you'd think I had better fish to fry wouldn't you.

yes we would. But a centimeter is quite thick for pate, especially if the expensive goose liver variety

barladies would be "footballers wives"

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 21-02-2006, 01:46 PM

I said just under a centimetre.

**DrAndy** · 21-02-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by The Hutchinson Whump

I said just under a centimetre.

yes, you did.

I think that 9 millimetres is quite thick for pate, especially if the expensive goose liver variety

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 21-02-2006, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

yes, you did.

I think that 9 millimetres is quite thick for pate, especially if the expensive goose liver variety

Yes but not for Brussells or Ardennes, alright then - 6 millimetres.

**DrAndy** · 21-02-2006, 02:56 PM

alright then

**benbaaa** · 21-02-2006, 03:07 PM

Do you think it would make a difference if you went for a coarse, country-style pate, or the smoother texture of a chicken liver style deal? I think it would make a difference. One way or the other, probably.

**dirtydog** · 21-02-2006, 03:12 PM

Well that would mean having to mash up 2 chinese people to see how much pate needed to cover iceland.

**Thetyim** · 21-02-2006, 03:13 PM

I don't like Chinese Pate.

Why don't you try the entire French poulation.
Easier to catch because they just surrender rather than ponce about with all that martial arts nonsense.

**DrAndy** · 21-02-2006, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Do you think it would make a difference if you went for a coarse, country-style pate, or the smoother texture of a chicken liver style deal? I think it would make a difference. One way or the other, probably.

yes Ben, that is exactly what we so fervently discussing in the posts above

for chicken liver, read Goose

for coutry style read Ardennes

so go back to bed

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 21-02-2006, 04:27 PM

Well that would mean having to mash up 2 chinese people to see how much pate needed to cover iceland.

Why 2?

Do you think it would make a difference if you went for a coarse, country-style pate, or the smoother texture of a chicken liver style deal? I think it would make a difference. One way or the other, probably.

Makes no difference to me, I wouldn't eat it... What should be taken into account is would the Chinese be clothed when they got processed or would they go in naked?

**dirtydog** · 21-02-2006, 04:33 PM

Have to be naked, as it would take several years to mash them all up, and China has extreme seasons, so during the winter months the clothing weight would double or treble over that period, also might interfere with the flavour....

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 21-02-2006, 04:41 PM

Wouldn't it be great if...

A: Iceland was made of toast.

B: China would let us do this.

C: I could change the title of this thread to Squaggly Waggly and the Porkinson Spandex Titbits.

**Bangbus** · 21-02-2006, 05:39 PM

I can see the nation of eastenders watchers breathe a sigh of relief that you've joined hollyoaks.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 21-02-2006, 06:10 PM

Probably, there's an enemy in the midst though.

**Bangbus** · 21-02-2006, 06:18 PM

Not an enemy, I liked TGS a lot. I was just being facetious. This would have been closed down by now over there.

And I rejoice that it's allowed here.

**benbaaa** · 21-02-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Do you think it would make a difference if you went for a coarse, country-style pate, or the smoother texture of a chicken liver style deal? I think it would make a difference. One way or the other, probably.

yes Ben, that is exactly what we so fervently discussing in the posts above for chicken liver, read Goose for coutry style read Ardennes so go back to bed

Bastard. Don't ask to borrow my mop again, that's all I can say.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 23-02-2006, 01:38 PM

Could you really fit the worlds population into Loch Ness?

**DrAndy** · 23-02-2006, 01:44 PM

can I borrow your mop Ben?

**benbaaa** · 25-02-2006, 11:27 PM

Grrrrr.

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