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Smeg

So, I've just called your little asian shagpiece a thai slut. Get over it or red me to hell, I couldn't care either way.

There are 5 levels of thai slut that date and shack up with farang men:

1) Ignoramous village idiot type: this girl has buck teeth, a skeletal frame and a cute smile, and ended up in gogobars as a desperate thrust into trying to make a life for herself and her elders. She has basic thai bullshit skills, enough to convince the average 2-week sex-starved farang that she is a hot asian girl worthy of time and financial investment.

2) Attractively figured farm-girl, has some wits about her and a figure that puts most farang girls to shame i.e. less than 50kg. She pretends to be attractive to thai guys (even though any thai guy with a brain wouldn't even notice it if it was burning to death) and uses her primitive wit and charm to appeal to the farang man's need for simple humour and entertainment after a lifetime in a developed world he can't keep up with. Either employed in a bar or a menial job.

3) The minx, the hot bargirl with 3 monthly sponsors and an equal number of weekly contributors. This girl has mastered the art of male-fobbing, making men believe that she likes them and is thus worthy of more than an hours attention. numerous emails and sms's add to the illusion. This type of girl is an both urban myth and a very sad reality.

4) Medium looking office/sales/promotion/hotel etc girl, likely above average intelligence / education, the kind of girl who expat farang males crave after they have either got bored of 1-3 girl or have run out of disposable income. This kind of girl also meets older farangs who believe they know it all about thailand and have set their sights on meeting a normal girl, and non-gold digger, but who have hit a whole new level of cunning without knowing it.

5) very good looking hi-so chinese thai babes, flirt with anything farang but will give the runaround to any farang other than one with or easily able to afford an audi TT. These girls are on a developed-world learning curve, keen to meet, experience, and play with. They will marry a wealthy thai guy after their toying ends.

Now, no doubt some people will pipe up with "hey, my girl is none of the above, she is a real thai, and has a real love and respect of me as a farang man, and isn't concerned at all with money or opportunism." I bow to you, and if you can convince me that it is real, open-minded, selfless love, I'll take off and eat a few hats to you. But you'll need more than blinkered "I'm a fatish ugly guy who has managed to find a way to live in thailand and shag a thai girl who is far more attractive than i could get anywhere else" story. Equally, some pompous twats will think they know best and overlook the obvious. Bring it on.....

Boon Mee

Most original effort seen in a while there Smeg!

Truly worthy of the Erco Award whom you've put to shame with the above!

Smeg

^ Hiding something shameful behind the overly-confident reply there, my friend?

Boon Mee

Heh...don't think your attempt to wind the boys up aboard here with this old saw will get too many takers, Smeg. You might have better luck with this theme over in TV but then, it probably wouldn't have legs there either.

Best of luck!

EmperorTud

My g/f is somewhere between 1 and 2 I reckon.

Smeg

^^ plenty of these over-confident farangs hanging around thailand. I note the lines of confidence coming out of their mouths almost as often as the thousand baht notes leaving their wallet as respect-buying "thai charity"

Torbek

Trouble with this one is you have worded your challenge so carefully that anyone taking it up is on "a hiding to nothing".

To refute you, they must provide a level of of proof many layers above the "evidence" you provided in support of your observations.

As such, can't see anyone rising to it...

Smeg

You married an Aussie (or 2)
I won't marry a thai

Nothing for either of us to worry about then!

Hootad Binky

What's the point of the thread, then?

Get dumped by a Thai bird, perhaps? If so, that would put you a rung or two below them, then, wouldn't it, according to your own logic?

Torbek

Quite true. Although I must stress it was 'one at a time'.

I most certainly never had anything to worry about with your post. I was simply pointing out it might not get the attention you seek due to over-wording of the OP. You put too much thought into it to make it a good troll.

More's the pity. Always happy to read a good troll these days...regardless of the subject...

obsidian

me to. to large a hook, smeg. beautiful teakdoor trout wont/cant bite a hook bigger than its mouth.

November Rain

What's that noise I hear???

It sounds like millions of non-Thai women of marriageable age going into hiding... but it's rather difficult to hear above the sound of Thai women everywhere celebrating madly

CharleyFarley

My girl is different

NickA

Where would you place number 1 dead girlfriend and number 2 dead girlfriend Smeg?

i do hope you haven't forgotten about them.

ozman

Sounds like No.3 is coming up shortly.

RandomChances

if she was that hot have why do they only send money every 3 months ?

what about the nightly depositors ?

Mr Earl

Many reasonably accurate characterizations. Though a bit heavy on the "smug".

Eliminator

smeg, the topic has been done to death and it's just boring, like most of your posts slamming Thais or Thai anything.

kingwilly

hey smeg, my girl is none of the above, she is a real thai, and has a real love and respect of me as a farang man, and isn't concerned at all with money or opportunism.....


Oh, hang on, she was a bit overly concerned with money...

NickA

...unless some crazy farang guy gets a bit jealous and decides to do away with them