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    The Urge

    I will be in Pattaya tomorrow with the bikes at the bike weekend then off to Pattaya to go whoring.

    Or at leat my friends are. I have absolutely no interest in sticking my dick anywhere that has had half of Germany stuck up it before me.

    I don't know what the fascination is. When I first got out here I thought it was the thing to do. I didn't really enjoy myself but it fitted in with other peoples planes.

    Looking back I can safely say that I had no urge to bone any of those women more an obligation to my friends.

    The last lady that I ended up taking back to my room when I was out with my mates I just paid her and kicked her out. She insisted that she sleep on the floor since she didn't want to look bad being thrown out of my room. So i let her. No sex no talk nothing.

    I don;t get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Q
    sticking my dick anywhere that has had half of Germany stuck up it before me.
    Not to mention half of the Thaivisa forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Q
    sticking my dick anywhere that has had half of Germany stuck up it before me.
    Not to mention half of the Thaivisa forum.
    *shudders*





    I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't 'get it'

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    i don't get it too often either, only been married 6 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    I don;t get it.
    well MrsQ, I hope you are not complaining as it seems to be your choice

    seriously though.... It was all "peer pressure" was it? no thinking with the small head?

    the times I have indulged have been when I have been horny as hell and needing some. Seems to work.
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy
    the times I have indulged have been when I have been horny as hell and needing some.
    6 months in fuking Frankfurt, 1st night in Bangkok did the trick for me.

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    It is nice knowing that if you are gonna blow, you have a place to go.

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    this may sound bizarre but the only time I ever got it was shortly after I split up with my ex. I couldn't for the life of me sleep well in the bed by myself so I used to chat to a girl in a bar on Soi 4 and she used to come over and sleep in the bed next to me.

    Sometimes things went on, but that wasn't the point of it. More interested in getting a good night's sleep.

    After awhile I got more used to sleeping by myself and so we went our separate ways. Lovely lass though

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    get a Teddy

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    and get that teddy in silk, with snaps at the crotch as well.!!

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    if I had a Teddy that snapped at the crotch, it would be in the bin double quick!!

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    Never with my small brain no, it hasn't minded it but the big brain has questions about what I am doing.

    I never shoot my beans with BG always had to crack one off to finish the deed.

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    well, as long as you finished off over her, you got your moneys worth

    and her professional reputation was assured

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    I have absolutely no interest in sticking my dick anywhere that has had half of Germany stuck up it before me.
    I cant blame you for that, it's best to stick to the English run bars

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    Or the japanese & Korean ones; there's plenty of unexplored territory up in there.

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    Doesn;t interest me. I think I will just buy a bike magazine and go to bed. They can go whoring and let me relax.

    Dunno where we are staying yet where should I stay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    if I had a Teddy that snapped at the crotch, it would be in the bin double quick!!
    Think If I had one I could think of someone to put it on before i threw it away...

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    Would you throw them away with it?

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    Depends on 'they' looked in it, now, don't it?

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    How far would you throw them?

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    Jaysus! Methinks a thai girl's gone and nicked mrs Q's password!

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    bloody hell, I said Teddy, not teddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    I will be in Pattaya tomorrow with the bikes at the bike weekend then off to Pattaya to go whoring.

    Or at leat my friends are. I have absolutely no interest in sticking my dick anywhere that has had half of Germany stuck up it before me.

    I don't know what the fascination is. When I first got out here I thought it was the thing to do. I didn't really enjoy myself but it fitted in with other peoples planes.

    Looking back I can safely say that I had no urge to bone any of those women more an obligation to my friends.

    The last lady that I ended up taking back to my room when I was out with my mates I just paid her and kicked her out. She insisted that she sleep on the floor since she didn't want to look bad being thrown out of my room. So i let her. No sex no talk nothing.

    I don;t get it.
    Quizza..........you need help.

    Not because you don't fancy screwing bargirls but thinking you have to as an obligation to your friends.
    That's down right weird!!

    Having said that, I reckon I could have a good night out with your mates!
    Sound like my sort of people!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    I don't know what the fascination is.

    Looking back I can safely say that I had no urge to bone any women more an obligation to my friends.

    No sex no nothing.

    I don;t get it.

    it's obviously because you're a secret homo underneath - one of these latent gayboy types.

    Perhaps you just don't fancy women really ?

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    ^ I was sort of hinting at that myself but I'm too nice to say it!!!!

    Thanks CE!

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