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    Gid'ay mates.

    Need a decent Condo at Jonti for very little money.

    Maids should be pleasant and pliable (sometimes their the best) and the aircon needs to work not grunt.

    Used to stay with he/she Tim at Tim bar beer on Second road but she/he has gone up market and built a bloody Pub and I can no longer sleep under the pool table in her old joint. Besides her ladies were pretty crappy.

    I come with some creds and a few bucks (as our Septic nieghbours say).

    The dearly departed Noel Thomas was a mate of mine as is Father G. Some of you bloody gereatrics may remember the infamous Yellow Board and Noels subsequent Forum.

    I should like to bypass BKK as I tend to get in to much trouble at Randy's Bar (have to don the chopper pilots helmet and buy for the bar) and Goldfinger's and the Safari and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hell I was at Wee Willie the Wedges infamous Welcome Inn pool party.
    Wille was a bloody loveable classic maniac. 30 unclad ladies and a pig on a spit.
    Now that's class ??????

    Stuff me drunk, the evening we first arrived in his Limo from BKK to the Tahitian Queenie thingo the little bloody idiot rang the hooter at least 25 times. That was expensive.

    From then it just got worse. But hell he had a Citibank platinum card (IMF) and two minders assigned by the US Embassy (in suits) to guard his supposed welfare. They need not have bothered as during the festivities Wee Willie got a bit carried away and tried to dunk a little LBRFM (little brown toothies) whom turned around and cracked his ribs on the side of the pool.

    Only time I ever saw an ambulance in Pattaya.

    Young Willy had forgotten or probably never knew, that these little rice burners can hump 30 kilo of rice all day, every day.

    Anyway enough crap.

    I need a condo. Please come back ASAP.

    Kelpie.

    ps. No fleas.

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    You what?

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    I think he is talking about his buddies on bahtbus forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    You what?
    "I think he is talking about his buddies on bahtbus forum."

    Dog's breath mates.
    Buddies!!! Geez your quick. The old dog does not have any buddies, buddy. Hell I did not realise you could get an Internet connection from a trailer park.

    Are you slow or what???

    Bugger me is this a pound!!!!!! I don't like pounds.
    Marmite the dog and Dirtydog. The mind boggles. Are you a pair of Shitzu thingo's.

    I need a kennel mate, pure and simple.

    I have never been on Bhatbus as it passed on with the sad demise of my mate Noel.
    Further I have never been on Pattayalover's yellow board. Hell I love Nalak, ask anybody.
    Having said that the below sort of looks familiar. Good lift.


    Also I totally refute any allegations that I have ever been banned from any Forums for any reasons at any time, ever.

    Kelpie.

    ps. Would some clown kindly loan me a kennel.

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    fukk me.
    you related to Terry 57??

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    he's gotta be,

    * I hereby and without further notice revoke my australian citizenship for fear of being lumped in with that lot! *

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    So.. you need a decent condo in Jonti?... I don't have one handy at the moment....have you tried the estate agents?

    Send your first post to PBRL... they should be able to sort you out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins View Post
    So.. you need a decent condo in Jonti?... I don't have one handy at the moment....have you tried the estate agents?

    Huh! Mate the old dog is stupid enough to chase parked cars but he ain't dumb enough to deal with a bloody real estate agent in the Fair City on the Net. Hell Tim is a boy/girl scout compared to those cut throats

    Send your first post to PBRL... they should be able to sort you out.
    Thanks but what is PBRL

    fukk me.
    you related to Terry 57?? No Heinz

    he's gotta be,

    * I hereby and without further notice revoke my australian citizenship for fear of being lumped in with that lot! *

    In the venach Your probably a Pom and most likely illegal in the lucky country anyway, ****ry

    Well thanks a lot fellahs. This is obviously a very caring and sharing Forum.
    Pray tell do any of you one line clowns reside in Jonti? or are you all the infamous Wannabees. Some bugger here must know an Agent whom can be half trusted.

    Old stagers will note that thus far the old dog has been on his very best behaviour. All he needs is a quiet kennel and a ready supply of little brown toothies. (brown is good).

    Cum back lads.

    The Kelpie.

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    I don't understand any of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    In the venach Your probably a Pom and most likely illegal in the lucky country anyway, ****ry
    ya got me!


    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    Well thanks a lot fellahs. This is obviously a very caring and sharing Forum. Pray tell do any of you one line clowns reside in Jonti? or are you all the infamous Wannabees.
    thanks nice meeting u too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I think he is talking about his buddies on bahtbus forum.
    Looks like you'll be getting another quality neighbour, mate. I bet you can't wait...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    I don't understand any of this
    Mate its simple and so are you I think. Your not ethnic are you mate???
    Swenka perhaps??? Done to many Eddy the Eagle flights and landed on your noggin.

    OK. Let's do it by the numbers. You remember them.

    1. I need a Condo.
    2. I only require advice on a Condo as I can sniff out the little brown toothie bitches all by myself.

    Kelpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    as I can sniff out the little brown toothie bitches all by myself.
    sounds like you can do it all on yerself.

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    excellent.

    another quality poster.
    td is very fortunate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    Mate its simple and so are you I think. Your not ethnic are you mate???
    I just love the casual racism from some Australians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    I don't understand any of this
    I thought it was only me, so I'm not alone.

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    What there was of a tourist season is nearly over, plenty of condos empty in Jomtien, Fair Properties are ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I think he is talking about his buddies on bahtbus forum.
    Looks like you'll be getting another quality neighbour, mate. I bet you can't wait...
    Marmite.

    Bloody hell what sort of name is that for a to mutt, to mutt. Sorry mate maybe they have never said that to you.
    You have got to be a Kiwi or Pom K9 mate.
    But hell does your mate have a Condo in Jonti or what???? Bugger me I don't take up much space.
    Shit somebody has to have one. Logic tells me that somebody must have one. The Military can't own them all.

    Marmite mate can I possibly assume that you are a dreaded Moderator?

    Either that or you are very bored. If indeed you are a Moderator I should like to lodge a formal complaint thru your good self in that I have been sledged by some ignorant Red Neck whom resides in a trailer park on Social Security whom is somewhat hampered by a lack of understanding of the English language

    To whit

    Originally Posted by kelpie
    as I can sniff out the little brown toothie bitches all by myself.
    sounds like you can do it all on yerself.

    Yerself!!!!!!!!!
    This son of the South (probably South Carolina) has indeed inferred that the old dog is in plain Septic speak a Wanker. Good God Uncle Bob in Guam from Big Navy would turn over in his grave at the thought of same.

    Now Cum on. Any fool knows that an old dog can not possibly be a wanker. Hell Marmite you know that yourself. It's not possible no matter how much you try?????
    Leg shagger yes, sheep shagger possibly (Kiwi's take notes)

    Therefore I should like WEE WILLIE to recieve a severe admonishment. Marmite mate, would you trust Kingwilly in a communal shower? or just drop the soap.

    I NEED A CONDO, not errant stupidity.

    The kelpie

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    I thought they was a rule that all posts should be in English (or thai where needed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    understanding of the English language
    If you actually wrote some English, it might be a start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    Mate its simple and so are you I think. Your not ethnic are you mate???
    I just love the casual racism from some Australians.
    It's not racism and it's not casual.
    My dear old mum, the bitch had a litter of 8 and I was the runt. Some were black, some were white and some were brindle. I am sort of tanned myself, sort of black and tanned. Shit I even have a Kiwi mate whose only saving grace is that he owns a Pub in the South Island. His only problem is sheep. Can't leave them alone. The mad prick does a Haka every time I arrive to sweat on him for a month or so.

    You Euro blokes just keep signing up to all the UN conventions and Hell the World will be fine.

    The kelpie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    You Euro blokes just keep signing up to all the UN conventions and Hell the World will be fine.
    Euro? I think you'll find I hail from your nations capital.




    New Zealand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    understanding of the English language
    If you actually wrote some English, it might be a start.
    Now come on Marmite.

    Don't be bloody picky mate. I thought we were becoming friends.

    Should not it be "writ some English".

    Regards.

    ps. Mate your not one of those pink hairless pooches whose eyes fall out from south of the border are you????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelpie
    Should not it be "writ some English".
    No, it shouldn't.

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