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    Things you used to be able to do but can't anymore..

    ....go out and get very drunk without feeling like the world is going to end the next day..hangover seem to be getting worse... ouch!

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    Toboganning. Used to enjoy that as a kid.

    It's a tad difficult finding snow in Bangkok.

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    Stand up at work all day in high heels without feeling any pain. Flatties & flip flops for daytime wear for me, now.

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    Stay still at home for anymore than 15-10min periods at a time without having to get up and do something baby related.

    That and sleep. Can't do that anymore either.

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    Bang my head repeatedly on the floor and scream when things weren't going my way..... It just doesn't look right when you are an adult...

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    Look down and see my dick.

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    ^Sex change?

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    ^^ Too many pies would be my bet.

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    ^naa, got to be sex change, he has found a way to boost his income whilst out on the oilfields with the trash

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    Wanking.....I let the wife do it for me now!!

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    Look forward to being 40 years old. (and look down and see my dick)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr View Post
    Look down and see my dick.
    welcome to the club!

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    Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^Sex change?
    Nah......too much of what I like (food) and not enough of what I hate (exercise).

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    Ride on the bike all day without getting pain evrywhere... being stiff in the wrong places

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    Drink a dozen stubbies and half a bottle of Beam before I got my second wind. Now it's half a dozen stubbies and the half bottle of beam and I'm pished. Gett'n old.

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    kill things,, just lost the heart for it

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    ^Come drive a car or moto around Udon Thani for a week, you'll feel young again.

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    Steal my younger sister's bottle of warm milk from her tiny hands while she rests in her cradle and then drink it

    She is 37 now so alas it is but a distant memory

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    my younger sister's
    But you're still 12, how did that happen?

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    search me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Steal my younger sister's bottle of warm milk from her tiny hands while she rests in her cradle and then drink it
    Never did that I was always afraid it was breast milk!

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    Stay up past 9 PM.

    No, wait. I never could do that....

    I guess nothing, then.

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    Give myself a BJ.

    Used to be able to get my mouth around my knob. Not anymore though.

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    Don't have the getgo to race around and visit sights and see things. Done it all before is in my brain. Now, some family and some family friends want me to be a nice, quiet girl who doesn't cause chaos. Fek off. If I see someone in pain, like MY Sis, I fekin react. Just coz Dr Bimbo has MD behind his name don't mean sh*te to me. I called in some bigger guns for backup (oh, now you're showing off Jettie -- yep, anything to ensure safe, pain-free fekin passage for MY fekin Sis) and I'm gonna torment these egotistical, don't know the new stuff or don't care, free healthcare Canadian MDs to get what I want for her. I'm such a nice person until they fek with me.
    There. That makes me feel better.

    I don't do stairs or WalMart shopping well anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    I don't do stairs ... well anymore
    Sorry to hear that Jet. Have you considred a a Stana Stairlift?



    I was thinking of fitting one for getting to the loo more safely during extended beer tastings

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