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    How to create your own Isaan village

    Anthony was very tired of his Pattaya life with Ying and sending money up for the new bufallo's motorcyce to be repaired every month so he decided to take the plunge and move to Nakhon Pussypong and buy 2 Rai of land to build a house on............

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    ... within a short while, family Ying - including her long-lost brother - Yang, arrived in the newly-formed village of Nakhon PussyPong & proceeded to erect their new home in the centre of Anthony Atm's newly-acquired 2 Rai of land...

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    ... And they all lived happily ever after.


    The End.

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    But the family YING decided that 2 Rai of land was not enough as the neighbors had started to hate Anthony, as folks always do and were trying to pour Linnit in his Chang......

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    But he caught on to it because of his superior Western education and infinitely more complex thought process, and had them all killed because in addition to being marvelously handsome, he's rich.

    The end.

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    ... An idea occurred to long-lost brother Yang...

    "You, you... tonni atm... you, you give..."

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    Though Ying says "I sapeek him mak mak an say lub him though he sit computer everyday an poo poo in the pant...he bad people you know?"

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    ... give me gold if I may be so bold

    my buffalo died but I may have lied

    I work cashier and I'm as honest as Martin Bashir (OK a bit long)

    he my brother he not my lover

    buy me land you stupid cnut

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    Jarvis, we did this thread last month and it was scientifically determined that between 90 and 99 percent of all farangs who live in Issan are married to prostitutes. That ratio was from a voluntary poll of the entire TD membership, of which between 3 and 4 percent are from Issan.

    I can provide you a link if you can't figure it out.

    In addition to being prostitutes, I can add that they're all very dumb, can't cook and are only in it for the money. Perhaps you can get DD to form a TD member's area for those who've got a chip on their shoulders about Issan. If you need more information to bash them, I can help research many topics for you -- like their hygiene, their sleep habits, their day trading of commodities on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange etc.

    I understand there are several members pining to be mods of that already.

    Good luck.

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    ^Fuk yeah, I forgot that

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    ^^ i think it was meant to be a joke. No-one is saying that Issan girls can't cook, especially as there are many cooking schools in Pattaya.

    That was meant as a joke as well

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    Isaan girls are excellent cake sellers.

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    fuck jarvis, I see potential in your story, keep focus, don't listen to those idiots, they don't have your talent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    fuck jarvis, I see potential in your story, keep focus, don't listen to those idiots, they don't have your talent
    Now that is funny.

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    At the risk of getting redded to fock why is it when there is a disagreement between posters you go for the easy and (imo) nastiest target of family?

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    ^
    not everyone does Jizzy.
    Jarvis is a bit uncouth though.

    That's why he's been loitering in the TD jail for the last year or so.

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    Ok thanks CMN, i'll not be adding to this thread i really don't think its the done thing to dig out and pick on a posters family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Rotten
    ... give me gold if I may be so bold my buffalo died but I may have lied I work cashier and I'm as honest as Martin Bashir (OK a bit long) he my brother he not my lover buy me land you stupid cnut
    So the stupid cnut buys the land and then tell all the other farangs how cheap he got it, when in fact it is the most expensive land ever sold in a 100 klm radias

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    Seems Thetyim has taught you how to post humorous pics Nooners.

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    This is not going as well as the Pattaya beer bar thread. Maybe the mistake was mentioning a posters name. Then it gets a bit personal, even though I have no idea how relevant this is to Ant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Jarvis, we did this thread last month and it was scientifically determined that between 90 and 99 percent of all farangs who live in Issan are married to prostitutes. That ratio was from a voluntary poll of the entire TD membership, of which between 3 and 4 percent are from Issan.

    I can provide you a link if you can't figure it out.

    In addition to being prostitutes, I can add that they're all very dumb, can't cook and are only in it for the money. Perhaps you can get DD to form a TD member's area for those who've got a chip on their shoulders about Issan. If you need more information to bash them, I can help research many topics for you -- like their hygiene, their sleep habits, their day trading of commodities on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange etc.

    I understand there are several members pining to be mods of that already.

    Good luck.

    Link Please!

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    ^You don't have enough posts unfortunatly

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^You don't have enough posts unfortunatly

    Thats a pitty! Could you at least tell me what the poll numbers had been in terms of voting? 100 members voting, more or less?

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    View Poll Results: In you opinion, what percent of married farangs in isaan are with (ex) prostitutes?
    10 3 6.67%
    20 2 4.44%
    30 1 2.22%
    40 1 2.22%
    50 3 6.67%
    60 4 8.89%
    70 3 6.67%
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    7 15.56%
    90 12 26.67%
    99 9 20.00%

    seems 90 percent are with 12 votes

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