Predictions For 2008 On Teak Door

**AntRobertson** · 03-01-2008, 03:50 PM

I haven't had a beer since last Xmas.

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-01-2008, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Dalton

Your red was worth -8

What about mine?

**Norton** · 03-01-2008, 04:01 PM

Thaksin will return to Thailand.
The baht will crash.
There will be another election in Thailand.
Oil will reach $200 per barrel.
Pakistan will have problems.
Afghanistan will have problems.
Iraq will have problems.
Iran won't stop it's nuclear program.
Palestinians will fire rockets at Israel.
Israelis will bomb Palestinians.
Middle East peace talks will breakdown.
Kosovo will declare independence.
War in the Balkans.
TD Membership will increase 1000%
Al Gore will be eaten by a hungry polar bear.
Hillary Clinton will become President and give Gordon Brown a BJ.
A Norwegian will jump through a bar window in Pataya.

**Dalton** · 03-01-2008, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

What about mine?

-23 Twat

watterinja · 03-01-2008, 05:45 PM

Teak Door will change its name to Freak Boar...

**stroller** · 03-01-2008, 06:28 PM

-DD will download some more toolbars and TD will have more page-views than Thai-Visa.

-TD merchandise will be sold at all major 7-11 outlets.

-Tristram will become a mod.

-Ant will make 10.000 posts.

-Boon Mee and Mr.Earl will share an apartment, only to find out the loud Frenchman next door is Butterfly.

-shitman's new nick will be "ALF", but he won't be able to post after being arrested for smashing up fish-tanks at Chatuchak to free the animals.

-Kingwilly will make a date with Jet, buy the ticket to fly to Canada and then not go.

-Jarvis will reach 10 green squares for his latest "Bar Stories" installment.

-Begbie will attend a meeting and buy a round.

-Dalton will start a micro-brewery and be its best customer.

-Rigger will attach a Porsche engine and wings to his motobike.

**Rattanaburi** · 03-01-2008, 06:43 PM

I agree that oil will keep going up. We all want it noW!

Will Gold make 1,200 like some say?

Teakdoor will be searchable on wikipedia.

The Vatican will be attacked and burn. The Pope will survive.

Hillary Clinton will fail miserably in the primaries.

Ron Paul will get more media attention.

The Russians will land on the moon.

Three fat people will get caught in a rotating door blocking entry to a US congressional building for several hours.

Bangkok will flood closing the city down for two weeks.

Institutions in developing countries will suffer from technical problems due to a lack of quality IT people available to maintain the massive quantity of computer systems purchased in recent years.

A brilliant investor will open a small chain of stores throughout Thailand offering larger-sized quality clothing and shoes off the rack. Based on the 'Big and Tall' shop model found abroad the new shops will fare well in urban areas.

Thaksin's son, Panthingthae, feeling high on a PPP win will break new personal ground by releasing a pop album. after an initial release day of grand promotions, the album will be forgotten but music videos will linger on on HitTV for months.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 03-01-2008, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Marmers will lose 20kg so we can date.

The person pointed out to me as being he would have had to had both legs sawn off to lose 20 kg as he was as thin as a rake, so perhaps that was not Mammers.

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-01-2008, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Marmers will lose 20kg so we can date.

The person pointed out to me as being he would have had to had both legs sawn off to lose 20 kg as he was as thin as a rake, so perhaps that was not Mammers.

I think that was Thai Wife.

**Texpat** · 03-01-2008, 09:14 PM

^^^^very clever, stroller, can't green you at the mo.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 03-01-2008, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Rattanaburi

The Vatican will be attacked and burn. The Pope will survive.
.

The Pope has cancer. Its being kept quiet though

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