Took my girls into Udon to buy a couple more Barbie dolls I had promised them, We got the biggest collection of Barbies in Thailand, pity they don't do a porno Barbie and Ken set, then I could play with them.
Anyway, made the purchases, heading towards the car and ominous gut gurgling sounds. Think, should I return and have a dump?
No, I will grit my teeth and tough it out till I get home, of couse then every in Udon dumbfvck who can only find first gear parks their car in the fast lane all the way home.
So there I am driving like DTW (world production car champ and best friend of that genial man from the country of Scootland)
Then up ahead a collection of Plods, seeimg my racing Vigo swerving from lane to lane, step out waving his clip board.
No fvckin way am I gonna stop, I spent 2 days last week removing the car upholstery to wash it and I know within 5 mins its gonna be shit coloured, so I swerve around him and make my escape home.
Even then while frantically unlocking the front door, woops.
Should I post a photo?