Thread: Jarvis is out

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Originally Posted by chinthee

There are ways for the common member to track who Jarvis really is. Just check the timing of his posts against when he is online along with your list of suspects.

I never thought chin that you would be a homosexual stalker

Depends on the size of sandwich somebody offers me. heh heh.

Keep cool Jarvis, welcome back..

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Another hour or so and he will be pissed out of his head as per usual, beating his wife and kids, screaming on the forum, dropping mushy peas all over the place, and then will probably end up in jail again, no hope for some people

Cannot, me mams here on hols

Fuk, I can red and green people now

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Another hour or so and he will be pissed out of his head as per usual, beating his wife and kids, screaming on the forum, dropping mushy peas all over the place, and then will probably end up in jail again, no hope for some people

Cannot, me mams here on hols

Oh dear, sorry mate, was it your mum ?
no worry Jarvis i used a condom so no new brothers due.

Are you me dad?

welcome back, Jarvis.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Hmmm, Jarvis's freedom could be short lived.

a beef sandwich has been mentioned. so his freedom could actually last a while.

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Are you me dad?

Jarv, If I was, I certainly wouldn't own up to it.

Oh joy, right then I'm off to The Last Forum. It was nice not sharing my bandwidth with the muppet for so long.

Hey Jarvis, where's that fekin red sports car you bought for me, Darlin?

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Are you me dad?

If I had known beforehand that I woulda had a son that turned out like you Jarv, I woulda gone out in the woods, wanked-off on a stump and let the ants eat ya!

^ Poor Ant. Mistreated again.

^
At least he'd have a good meal!

^ True, Booners.

I was gonna make a smart arse comment about Jarvis being out as in out of the closet but i'm not gonna do that.
Welcome back Jarvis

Originally Posted by dirtydog

this has nothing to do with him coming to Jomtien tomorrow and offering to buy beer for me.

He tells every one that then doesnt show.
I would of only let him out after he bought the beers anyway I give him a week before cracks and bites some one again,

Welcome back Jarvis, you made it,

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Hey Jarvis, where's that fekin red sports car you bought for me, Darlin?

Had to sell it luv so I could buy ciggies when I was inside and pay yaya for 'services'

Happy xmas Jarv.

Cheers mate, off to Patts today

^ hit job on DD ?

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Cheers mate, off to Patts today

If you and DD are having a beer in Pattaya or Jomtien, let me know where and i'll come and join you.

Welcome Jars, don't let the numbnuts to lead you back there.

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Fuk, I can red and green people now

Yeah, Ain't freedom wonderful. Welcome back Jarvis.