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    Tour of Pattaya, check out the price list!!!!!!


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    Cheeky bastards

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    It was bound to happen, BUT have they got a tourist guide work permit?
    Thailand is pretty strict on this particular occuption.
    These guys have probably been fleecing tourists for years, this just makes it a formal larceny.

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    "For 16 hour day. 7000 baht i.e 9 a.m - 2 am (no exact times)
    For night time only 4000 baht i.e 7 p.m - 3 am (no exact times)
    Staff are expected to pay for there own drinks, but its up to you."

    So who has got a friendly Major in the police for the "protection" then?



    This is girls a gogo, this is rodeo a gogo this is walking st, this is carousel a gogo, thanks that will be 4000B plus tips please.



    Yikes
    You dont pay them to stay for the night, you pay them to leave in the morning

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    Is anybody stupid enough to pay for that crap ????

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    I would guess YES

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    Crazy prices, but you can bet they will find some customers. Probably find a lot more if they packaged the whole thing properly. If you're gonna ask for high prices like that at least make an effort to sort out the website and offer so it looks a bit more attractive.

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    looking at the majority of the tourists in pattaya, i would say nearly all of them are stupid enough but most of them couldn't afford it

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    Feck, I'm in the wrong business.....Husteling is the future

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    Just read it a bit more, I thought they was offering a Thai girl as an escort, but actually they just lumber you with some half drunk pattaya farang on a motorbike. Cost you a lot less to find a farang to follow you around the bars in Pattaya, few glasses of sang som and a couple of ciggys should do it.

    I heard beef sandwiches work too.

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    Prob get Scampy for much cheaper.

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    And thats including a professionally made documentary film of your trip

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    In fact, maybe this is the Scamps new business idea. He has been quiet lately

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    Scampy could do it for free and then blackmail them with the film

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    ^ That would work, not a bad idea... Gotta bring my video to new-year piss-up and try to stay relative sober....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuferguson
    "For 16 hour day. 7000 baht i.e 9 a.m - 2 am (no exact times) For night time only 4000 baht i.e 7 p.m - 3 am (no exact times)
    What exactly does that mean? I mean it states the times, and then states "No exact times", are they for like if the drunken farang tour guide doesn't get out of bed in time?

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    Who's up at 9am anyways??

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    ^ those who have to take their kids to school

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    Are we to believe that, in this day and age, folk arrive in Pattaya, completely green, without having read a 'Lost Planet' type guide or consulted a forum of some sort? 7000 Bht buys a lot of whatever you fancy. Besdes, there is no guarantee that your 'tour guide' won't get knocked off his bike or caught in the crossfire of two warring gangs.

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    We have only had one customer so far, we started this venture purely because we were approciated by a guy that wanted to be shown around and escorted, he was so happy with the service he kept using us until the end of the holiday. Now we are offering the service to anyone who comes on this site and contacts us.



    "The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharleyFarley
    We have only had one customer so far,

    Oh that is tooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking funny!

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    We have only had one customer so far
    Seems like they are really big in business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton
    Gotta bring my video to new-year piss-up and try to stay relative sober.
    I think you should bring your own cola.

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    Pattaya has over 1000 bars and over 4.5 million visitors a year, the place is huge and the amount of bars and roads are messy. If you are coming on a 2 week vacation, why wonder around and get lost
    1000 bars? It's more like 5,000. How can you get lost in Pattaya? It's pretty easy to get around, especially if you're just spending your time in the bars.

    I would love to meet the guys who actually pay for this service. Chumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by durianfan View Post

    I would love to meet the guys who actually pay for this service. Chumps.

    No No there has only been one. Chump

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