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    Giants convention in Udon

    Donno what hit this town, but out shopping today and saw 3 different guys at the 7 ft tall mark, I'm between 6 ft and 6 ft 2 inches depending on wether the Mrs has kicked my nuts in that day or not, but these guys had me staring at them fair where their tits would be.
    Strangely enough the Thai didn't seem to notice. I think when yr 5 ft tall anything over 5 ft 5 doesn't register.
    How do you get on in a country when yr that tall and the average bathroom doorway is 5 ft 6 tall and beds at best are 6 Ft long?

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    Were the giants farang or Thai? I know one Welsh guy who frequents Udon -- a monster. Used to live where I do now. Nice fellow, but aren't they all who can crush your skull like a beer can?

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    All farang Tex, two were obviously yanks, and one looked sort of Brit, this guy had what looked like his parents with him, both of whom were average sized.
    I thought all Welsh people only grew to a max of 5 ft 3 in, bred like that for crawling through coal mines I assumed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    I think when yr 5 ft tall anything over 5 ft 5 doesn't register.
    Ask CMn, he should know

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    Nah, he was a neighbor of my mate from (3 saints, Nnowsomething or other) from Wales, sure as shit. And knew the villiage where I live now like the back of his hand. Shocking. You could see this guy coming from 200 meters, a goliath.

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    Bit like Dalts then, he looks like Herman Munster but without the bolt thru his neck

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Donno what hit this town
    I would go further and say that Isaan is becoming some kind of knackers yard for the lanky. Thers loads of geezers aound the 6ft 5 mark in Khon Kaen, mostly with rough looking 5ft nothin bird in tow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    he looks like Herman Munster but without the bolt thru his neck
    I'm gonna remember that

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    Maybe Udon should form a basketball team.

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    ^ great idea, the game might have to be a bit short though. How about 3 minutes each way? We dont want any cardiac related fatalities now do we

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    ^ And a beer brake in between

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    Maybe netball then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    I thought all Welsh people only grew to a max of 5 ft 3 in, bred like that for crawling through coal mines I assumed.
    no.
    some big bastards in Wales.

    My stepdad is 6 feet 6.
    people think he's my real dad when he comes here to visit.

    silly bastards.
    nearly a foot taller than me, about a foot and a half taller than my mum.

    I blame my lack of height on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    My stepdad is 6 feet 6.
    He must be from outside then Most likely from Denmark...

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    ^

    Morning Dalton

    I've decided as a new year resolution to not get wound up by your bollux anymore.

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    ^ Morning ! ! I've been up since 5.30am


    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I've decided as a new year resolution to not get wound up by your bollux anymore.
    In that case I better green you to wish you a good start

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    he looks like Herman Munster but without the bolt thru his neck
    I'm gonna remember that

    I would kick him in the balls with your clogs for that

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    ^ I might use them for doing just that... A real cheeky fokker that guy PP

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    ^ Your reputation preceeds you Dalts, by the time time i get there you will be pissed and flaked out on the nearest flat surface.

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    ^ You can always hope Better get a final shag before you arrive...

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