Up on Doi Suthep
We don't get any snow
But we get lots of rain
To help the jungle grow

Now Santa's sure to know
The traffic here is slow
Instead of reindeer
He will ride a water buffalo

Oh! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
A water buffalo sleigh, hey!


Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
A water buffalo sleigh!



Happy Christmas all you fuckers.