View Poll Results: If SO Turned Up On My Doorstep, I would

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  • Hide behind the sofa until he went away

    1 4.17%
  • Invite him in for a beer

    19 79.17%
  • Tell him he had the wrong house

    2 8.33%
  • Remember the death threats he gave me & hire a hitman

    2 8.33%
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    If Silent Orchestra Turned Up On your Doorstep?

    Fingers crossed, all being well, I should be in Thailand at the end of next month.

    There are a few members who I am sure I would enjoy a beer with, but asking you all is a pain in the arse, so I figure that if you're interested in meeting up for a drink, you will bother to vote.

    You can also vote to keep me away, just to be on the safe side. A no vote will work in the same way as when people used to hang garlic over their door to keep away vampires.

    It's worth mentioning that I won't actually turn up at anybody's door, unannounced, as that would be rude. I just used that as a title for the thread. Something can be arranged via the board beforehand regarding meeting in a bar & having a beer or two.

    There are a couple of posters who need not bother voting, as I am coming to see you whether you like it or not

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    Well I voted, and you will know which one I voted for seeing you have threatened my life on more then one occasion

    However, it should have been a multi chose poll because after clicking "Remember the death threats he gave me & hire a hitman " I would have also clicked "invite him in for a beer"
    News is what someone, somewhere is trying to suppress - everything else is just advertising.

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    I'll be in LOS until 2nd Feb and will be a bit pissed off if i don't have a beer or four with you SO, hopefully a few more of you lot too!

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    Im out on the 21st Feb - 16th Mar, so if you want to meet up for a beer or ten PM me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    after clicking "Remember the death threats he gave me & hire a hitman" I would have also clicked "invite him in for a beer"
    That is the height of good manners

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    A beer to you good sir.

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    Can in the fridge been there ages and we don't drink so it's yours if you want it but am off early tomorrow for a week so you can either park yourself outside or come back later.

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    I'm sure you can guess which one I voted, SO. But if you wanted anything more decent than Chang, you'd have to bring it yourself

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    It would help if people put where in Thailand they'll be on certain dates . No point aranging a meet if distance is too great.

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    I'd invite you in for a cocktail by the pool - send a messege if you are in bangkok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7
    I'd invite you in for a cock
    Why doesnt that suprise me

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    I 'll be back in laos - only get 2 weeks off in Jan , but I can give you the gps co-ords and I am going to data log the trip out so I can export it to google earth. They do have cold beer lao here.

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    I haven't got a doorstep

    never mind, there are plenty in Chiang Mai we could use

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    I'll put your sorry limey arse to work on the farm...this aint a holiday resort..

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    Can I vote for
    "Invite him in for a beer but hide the spoons" ?

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    ^ But leave the knives out in the open.

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    If you organise a gathering in Bangkok, I'll postpone washing my hair until the following day.

    Note: Shouldn't you have made the poll 'public', so you could see who is happy to share a beer with you?

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    ^ Yeah, I thought that (public poll)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7
    I'd invite you in for a cock
    Why doesnt that suprise me
    narf, narf

    feels like I'm back at school amongst 5 year olds again.

    Then again, you didnt go to school did you Rigger so I guess you dont know what I'm talking about....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7
    you didnt go to school did you Rigger
    No I use to show up in the morning then go bush, get stoned and play with the young gins. So I guess I sort of did

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    ^dad ?

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    Invite you in for a beer.


    But i ain't in LOS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Shouldn't you have made the poll 'public'
    I guess so.

    Thanks, people. If you hear a scratching noise on your bedroom window one night around 4am, don't panic - it's only me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    ^ But leave the knives out in the open.
    If I remember correctly, he accidentally threw the wooden knife box holder and didn't actually attack with a knife. He's much more dangerous with a soup spoon.

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    I am going over about the same time as you and I will probably go to the same places as you, but not at the same time. Would love to get together and tap your, well oiled, brain. It's Gin isn't it?

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