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    It's the season to be jolly.


    What's the recipie for the one cocktail you recommend we all try over the coming week?

    Get a pint glass & fill to half pint mark with Jack Daniel's, add a half gram of coke, stir, add ice until almost full then top with the other kind of Coke. Enjoy alcohol responsibly (but hit the chemicals like there's no tomorrow).

    What you put in it is unimportant, just remember to call it something vulgar so you can make unfunny suggestive remarks to women. Would you like a screaming orgasm, or how about sex on the beach eh? or would you prefer a really hard anal pounding ending with jizz all over the buttocks fnaaaaar? Not quite so much fun having to recite your smutty drinks order to the sweaty unshaven 20 stone slob of dubious sexuality behind the bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Property
    What's the recipie for the one cocktail you recommend
    Seven second suicide

    Take one large measure Mezcal, pour slowly over
    One small measure of Tia Maria
    Slam with 7up or similar
    Wait
    Grin like a fool and slide off the stool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loombucket
    Mezcal,
    What is that Loomy, never heard of it?

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    It's an agave plant-derived alcohol, cheaper than tequila, found everywhere in Mexico, often with a worm in the bottle.

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    ^That's right. I have never seen it cheaper than tequila. It used to be bladdy expensive! Always has a worm in the bottom. That's how you can tell that it's real. The worm lives in the cactus that it is made from. If you drink it neat, it's nothing like being drunk. The trick is to swallow the worm, when you get to the bottom of the bottle and not before.


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    Thank you and that would be why i don't know it, tequila and me don't get on!

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    ^ neat tequila has exactly the same effect on me, but I can drink it in margaritas - go figure.

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