Thread: What are you doing for Christmas?

To busy to have Xmas, trying to arrange an Isaan new-year piss-up...

here, here!

I'll be at work.

Wheels up for PP in less than 24 hours.

I've got to work on Christmas Day, what joy! I'll probably spend the day looking at festive scenes of home on the internet, how sad eh!

working a 12 hour shift then probably a wank and a sleep

I think I said this before (so...I guess I'll say it again, sorry.)

Nothing different.

I was invited to a Xmas dinner at a fancy place at a high price, but declined.

In the home-country Xmas was a cultural affair to get together with da fambly. Now I'm here. And da fambly back home is grown up.

It's another day for me here. And I like it that way. I am working on Xmas Eve Day, and that's good. Hopefully I'll be working on Xmas day, but I'm not sure yet.

Some friends and I are having a picnic lunch at the riverside park on Pra Athit and then going to a riverside bar.

A big fuck off dinner at the Bull's Head then I'll probably get bored and go home around 6.

Wake up
Scream at the dogs to stop fukcing barking
Try to go back to sleep
Scratch my scrotum
Sniff my fingers
Flop around on the bed, restless for about 20 minutes
Get up and have a piss
Brush my teeth, irritated my wife never shuts the cap of the toothpaste
Make some kind of noise, alerting my wife, downstairs, that I'm awake and breakfast should be forthcoming
Slap on some shorts and a T-shirt
Open a few windows and turn on the ceiling fan in the computer room, noticing how this sure don't seem like December
Check TD to see what cnuts redded me overnight -- this is done with great trepidation if drunk the night before
Scarf down the breakfast my lovely wife has brought upstairs on a tray
Mutter under my breath about how a "US kids suk at geography" thread gets 400 posts and a "Oz PM kills 47 with axe" recieves six views.
Go outside and see what mischief the two puppies (3 month old black labs) have gotten into, feed and water all four dogs
Go back inside and turn on English language news CNN or BBC
Switch quickly to scantily clad Issan Moram dancers when Richard Quest's horribly offensive voice make my ears begin to bleed
Back upstairs for a shower and a shave, consider a tug in the shower as I ain't done that for a while, pass for today
While toweling off, hear wife yakking on the phone, indicating she'll scream off on the moto in a matter of about 10 minutes, don't bother to get dressed
Wonder what Nautica Thorn is doing for Christmas, pay her a visit
Hear my wife motoring up the drive and quickly close screens back to Teak Door where Scampy is claiming to have more talent in his pinky than Steven Speilberg has in his ring finger
Notice my wife has brought her friend Ott over for a traditional Christmas feast of som tam and khao niao. I oogle at her breasts, Ott's.
Congratulate myself for doing all my Christmas shopping early 2 microwave pizzas and two boxes of Leo, chilled overnight, damn I'm organized
Rush outside to quell a murderous uprising between the Jap princess K-9 and the ballsy puppy
She's 7 and her displeasure with his childish antics is evidenced by a bloody knot on his forehead
Pry open the fridge to delight in the sight of 24 tall ones, frigid and firm and ready for battle, sneak another peek at Ott's tits and grab a soldier
Check the freezer for the piece de resistance, a frozen mug
Walk outside with no shoes, water the lawn while slugging back a Leo
Kick a ball and laugh while the dogs fight to retrieve it
Amaze at how pups defer to their mother, and how she keeps them in line
Ott and wife are drinking 100 Pips on a mat in the shade
Wonder how angry they'd get if I soaked them down
Step in dog shit and notice how little it affects me, spray it off, first time in my life -- I'm becoming country
Wonder what my brother's doing in Boston, my sister in Albany, my sister in Tampa, probably sleeping or planting presents under the tree, or rooting
I'll call them tomorrow
Wife and Ott are red faced and singing Loso songs with a CD player
My batallion is suffering major casualties
Time to step up and be a leader, to fight the good fight, to right injustices and generally be an annoying twat
Log on to TD, again

Slowly fade to non-recollection

freezing my nuts off at me ma's place
ODing on turkey
and sloshing as much port as i can whilst me ma gets a years worth of babysitting into 2 weeks

Bloody classic Whiteshiva

I took all the jnr tradesman to the senior mess for lobster and caviar and waited until they were half way though their dinner then told them,
Right you foking cock suckers Christmas is over so get your foking ass back to work,
Took them about 3 seconds before they realized I was joking

Currently working on a boat between Greece and Egypt so not very festive.. managed to get 30 minutes of peace to scoff some roast turkey at lunch.. Xmas day ain't the same when you're sober, don't have any annoying relatives or ''the sound of music'' on the telly..

Roll on returning to Pattaya.. hope all the high season types have gone home and I can get back to shggin and drinking for low season prices

off to the Boxing Day test, Australia vs India cricket match!

Originally Posted by Khaotom

Currently working on a boat between Greece and Egypt so not very festive.

Khaotom, we are not too far apart. We're sailing from Alexandria to Morocco - close to Malta at the moment.

Working Christmas day. Christmas dinner was the worst i've had in many years. Anyway, some cnut just told me i had to get back to work when i was half way through me lobster and caviar. Bah humbug!