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    What are you doing for Christmas?

    What are you doing for Christmas? I'm ofski for Christmas in Cambodia it will be a depraved and hedonistic affair ( my first booze and medecine escapade in 6 months )
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    Chilling on the beach in my beloved Phuket with my seaview paradise home.

    Please don't flame me.

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    Having deep dish pizza with a few Teak Door posters, so we can talk about the New Years resolutions that we decided on.

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    Working with the dogs the first half & going out for Chrissy dinner & copious amounts of booze & rock music from my BF's old band (with littl'un - he's a great favourite of the venue) the 2nd half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    ( my first booze and medecine escapade in 6 months )
    It's nice to know how the elite of Thailand, the educators of Thailand will be spending their free time over Christmas

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    To busy to have Xmas, trying to arrange an Isaan new-year piss-up...

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    here, here!

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    I'll be at work.

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    Wheels up for PP in less than 24 hours.

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    I've got to work on Christmas Day, what joy! I'll probably spend the day looking at festive scenes of home on the internet, how sad eh!

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    working a 12 hour shift then probably a wank and a sleep

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    I think I said this before (so...I guess I'll say it again, sorry.)

    Nothing different.

    I was invited to a Xmas dinner at a fancy place at a high price, but declined.

    In the home-country Xmas was a cultural affair to get together with da fambly. Now I'm here. And da fambly back home is grown up.

    It's another day for me here. And I like it that way. I am working on Xmas Eve Day, and that's good. Hopefully I'll be working on Xmas day, but I'm not sure yet.

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    Some friends and I are having a picnic lunch at the riverside park on Pra Athit and then going to a riverside bar.

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    A big fuck off dinner at the Bull's Head then I'll probably get bored and go home around 6.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    working a 12 hour shift then probably a wank and a sleep
    Especially for you, Rigger, a Christmas poem:

    THE PEOPLE THAT I ROOM WITH
    WERE LAYING FAST ASLEEP,
    SNORING AND FARTING
    LIKE A HERD OF SHEEP.

    THE HARD HATS AND STEEL TOES
    WERE OUTSIDE IN THE HALLS
    SMELLING LIKE THAT STINKY CHEESE
    YOU GET BENEATH YOUR BALLS.

    WHEN SUDDENLY I HEARD A SOUND
    THAT ALMOST PIERCED MY EARS
    FOLLOWED BY SOME FOOTSTEPS
    THAT I THOUGHT MIGHT BE REINDEERS.
    SO I OPENED UP MY DOOR
    AND WHAT CAME RUNNING PAST WAS
    A ROUSTABOUT HIS FIRST TIME OUT
    WITH RIG DOPE IN HIS ASS.

    I WATCHED HIM IN AMAZEMENT
    AS HE STAGGERED OUT OF SIGHT
    AND I KNEW RIGHT FROM THAT MOMENT
    THIS WERENíT NO REGULAR CHRISTMAS NIGHT.
    SO I CRAWLED BACK INTO MY RACK
    AND TRIED TO DO MY BEST
    TO LAY THERE ALMOST MOTIONLESS,
    AND TRY TO GET SOME REST.

    WHEN ONCE AGAIN I HEARD A NOISE
    THAT HAS TO BE SAINT DICK,
    BUT THEN A CUBAN SPEAKING GALLEYHAND
    SAID ITíS 5 OíCLOCK YOU PRICK.

    SO I TRIED TO WASH MY SLEEPY FACE
    AND STARTED MY DAY WITH HOPE,
    I DREID MY EYES AND THEN LOOKED DOWN
    AT PUBIC HAIR ON THE SOAP.

    I FINALLY MADE MY WAY DOWNSTAIRS
    AND WHAT CAME INTO VIEW,
    THE BLURRY FIGURE OF A MAN
    THAT EVERYBODY KNEW.

    HE DIDNíT HAVE NO WHITE BEARD
    OR DIMPLES ON HIS CHIN
    HE SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS - HAND!
    YOUR ASS AINíT GOING IN.

    SO ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS
    MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE
    CAUSE WHILE YOUíRE OPENING UP YOUR GIFTS
    MY ASS IS STUCK OFFSHORE!!!!
    Any error in tact, fact or spelling is purely due to transmissional errors...

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    Wake up
    Scream at the dogs to stop fukcing barking
    Try to go back to sleep
    Scratch my scrotum
    Sniff my fingers
    Flop around on the bed, restless for about 20 minutes
    Get up and have a piss
    Brush my teeth, irritated my wife never shuts the cap of the toothpaste
    Make some kind of noise, alerting my wife, downstairs, that I'm awake and breakfast should be forthcoming
    Slap on some shorts and a T-shirt
    Open a few windows and turn on the ceiling fan in the computer room, noticing how this sure don't seem like December
    Check TD to see what cnuts redded me overnight -- this is done with great trepidation if drunk the night before
    Scarf down the breakfast my lovely wife has brought upstairs on a tray
    Mutter under my breath about how a "US kids suk at geography" thread gets 400 posts and a "Oz PM kills 47 with axe" recieves six views.
    Go outside and see what mischief the two puppies (3 month old black labs) have gotten into, feed and water all four dogs
    Go back inside and turn on English language news CNN or BBC
    Switch quickly to scantily clad Issan Moram dancers when Richard Quest's horribly offensive voice make my ears begin to bleed
    Back upstairs for a shower and a shave, consider a tug in the shower as I ain't done that for a while, pass for today
    While toweling off, hear wife yakking on the phone, indicating she'll scream off on the moto in a matter of about 10 minutes, don't bother to get dressed
    Wonder what Nautica Thorn is doing for Christmas, pay her a visit
    Hear my wife motoring up the drive and quickly close screens back to Teak Door where Scampy is claiming to have more talent in his pinky than Steven Speilberg has in his ring finger
    Notice my wife has brought her friend Ott over for a traditional Christmas feast of som tam and khao niao. I oogle at her breasts, Ott's.
    Congratulate myself for doing all my Christmas shopping early 2 microwave pizzas and two boxes of Leo, chilled overnight, damn I'm organized
    Rush outside to quell a murderous uprising between the Jap princess K-9 and the ballsy puppy
    She's 7 and her displeasure with his childish antics is evidenced by a bloody knot on his forehead
    Pry open the fridge to delight in the sight of 24 tall ones, frigid and firm and ready for battle, sneak another peek at Ott's tits and grab a soldier
    Check the freezer for the piece de resistance, a frozen mug
    Walk outside with no shoes, water the lawn while slugging back a Leo
    Kick a ball and laugh while the dogs fight to retrieve it
    Amaze at how pups defer to their mother, and how she keeps them in line
    Ott and wife are drinking 100 Pips on a mat in the shade
    Wonder how angry they'd get if I soaked them down
    Step in dog shit and notice how little it affects me, spray it off, first time in my life -- I'm becoming country
    Wonder what my brother's doing in Boston, my sister in Albany, my sister in Tampa, probably sleeping or planting presents under the tree, or rooting
    I'll call them tomorrow
    Wife and Ott are red faced and singing Loso songs with a CD player
    My batallion is suffering major casualties
    Time to step up and be a leader, to fight the good fight, to right injustices and generally be an annoying twat
    Log on to TD, again

    Slowly fade to non-recollection

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    freezing my nuts off at me ma's place
    ODing on turkey
    and sloshing as much port as i can whilst me ma gets a years worth of babysitting into 2 weeks

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    Bloody classic Whiteshiva

    I took all the jnr tradesman to the senior mess for lobster and caviar and waited until they were half way though their dinner then told them,
    Right you foking cock suckers Christmas is over so get your foking ass back to work,
    Took them about 3 seconds before they realized I was joking

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    Currently working on a boat between Greece and Egypt so not very festive.. managed to get 30 minutes of peace to scoff some roast turkey at lunch.. Xmas day ain't the same when you're sober, don't have any annoying relatives or ''the sound of music'' on the telly..

    Roll on returning to Pattaya.. hope all the high season types have gone home and I can get back to shggin and drinking for low season prices

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    off to the Boxing Day test, Australia vs India cricket match!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khaotom
    Currently working on a boat between Greece and Egypt so not very festive.
    Khaotom, we are not too far apart. We're sailing from Alexandria to Morocco - close to Malta at the moment.

    Working Christmas day. Christmas dinner was the worst i've had in many years. Anyway, some cnut just told me i had to get back to work when i was half way through me lobster and caviar. Bah humbug!

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