In this thread I attempt to make sense of the curent elections. Some names and numbers have been changed to protect the guilty, corrupt and downright dishonest.
Party No1
"Politicians Pay People" abbreviated to PPP
Secretly headed by a wealthy overseas businessman, Sintax Watashinrat. This party intends to eradicate corruption in all other other parties by winning the election and making them obsolete.
Party Number 2
The Democrat party
Headed by someone who nobody listens to. This is the traditional Opposition party which brought down the hugely unpopular Thai Rak Thai party. It is responsible, along with The Nation newspaper, for the current political mess so many people won't vote for them again.
Party number 3
The National Socialist Party
Headed by some bloke with a small moustache. Is offering a final solution to the Moslem problem.
Party Number 4
The Beverly Hillbillies.
Distant relatives of the Beverly sisters, these guys hail from deepest Isan Their policy is to give two cows to everyone in Thailand. The 120,million cows will be purchased from the UK where cows are going cheap at present. Plan B is to open a yellow tee-shirt factory in Korat and use the profits to open more yellow tee shirt factories. 10% of profits wil be donated to a fund for preserving the King's good health.
Party Number 5
The mixed-blood party.
Headed by Vinent Towrai
Identified by their yellow tee-shirts sporting red hearts, this party is a curious mixture of blood donors and vampires, if you believe in that sort of thing. Offering ThB 100 to everyone who donates blood if they win the election.
Party Number 6
The Monkees
Lead by Hanuman who is just as eligible to run as the leader of party number 1 Still thinking of a few good policies.
Party Number 7
The obviously gay party. Sporting pink tee-shirts and with candidates you could take home to meet mum.
Party Number 8
Ordnance Survey, Thailand.
Leader
Sintax Watashinrat.
erm nobody said you can only have one political party. Anyone from TRT who didn't joint the PPP has joined this party. It will join the PPP in a coalition after the election if PPP don't get enought votes. The coalition will be known as the Thai Rak Thai coalition.
Partiy Number 9
International Rescue.
Virgil heads the team from Thunderbirds who all look splendid in their uniforms. They plan to rescue anyone in the world who accidentally orders Thai food without specifying "mai pet".
Parties 10 through 33
A weird bunch of academics and military folk. Lord knows why they are standing.
Party number 34
Simgle lady with 34a breast size, aged 34 and with an IQ of 34. Thai women everywhere aspire to this dizzy height.