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    Gawd damn it...

    Is the first thing I say when I have done something stupid.

    Let's say that I have dropped my favorite coffee mug on the tile floor, with the end result of glass particles scattered everywhere.

    The following is usually my first response.

    Hillbilly: "Gawd damn it, cock sucker, mother fucker".

    Now being a family man I try not to use such language. The daughter knows not to use such foul words and the wife does a poor job of trying to imitate such colorful language.

    Now what do you say when you have done something stupid?

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    I just say "merde".

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    bugger

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    shucks

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    Ooops, I'm far worse than most of you. Usually it's "Oh, for fuck's sake..."

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    I'd pretty much have to paraphrase you I'm afraid..And not proud of it either...

    When you think about it too, the horse is already out of the barn by that point because if a perfectly good mug gets wasted into hundreds of tiny pieces on the tile floor then I guess that's pretty much the definition of damnation for a mug, me thinks...

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    unless it involves pain to myself it is " you stupid cnut baldrick "

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    why did the horse get into the kitchen? no wonder your mug got broken

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    I'm with you N.R but normally at high volume!!!

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    much the same as eyrself hillbilly

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly View Post
    Hillbilly: "Gawd damn it, cock sucker, mother fucker".
    Gawd didn't damnit, the beevers did.

    And please don't use the Lord's name in vain.


    Now what do you say when you have done something stupid?
    Nothing. I do stupid things all of the time. I'm use to it.

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    I normally say "shit", "fuck" and Mang (แม่ง).

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    why did the horse get into the kitchen? no wonder your mug got broken
    Long story..... But it circles around the sheep and some other barn yard animals..

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    "Cripes!"

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    I'll tell you when it happens

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    fiddlesticks

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    Jiminy Cricket, For fucks sake, shit gawd damn, mother fucker, fuck me running.
    Or any variation depending on how stupid.

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    CNUT! if i'm alone, Oh bugger if i am near people.

    ^^Hello Daveboy not seen you post for a bit!

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    Foul language would never pass my lips. maybe an "Oh darnit!" if I was upset because I dropped a big glass jar of greasy snotty kitchen waste. Sad, these people that cannot express themselves without foul language.
    Tsk, tsk.

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    i usually mutter 'oh you motherfcuker' under my breath. And if i stub my toe or something like that the volume goes a bit higher unfortunately.

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    It depends on the location and the circumstances. If I am on my best behavior, it is usually "Oh dear"! If, however, there is some distance between me and the rest of the world, it is usually " FUCKING HELL"!

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    fcuk, bugger, bollocks

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    i am trying real hard to get rid of the name mr fuck, apparently i use it way too much, that and the other nasty c word,so for me its just under me breath, and fuck its hard!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    ...bugger, bollocks
    These are bad words? Must be a cultural thing...

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