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    I'm Working for Thaksin!

    I was sacked from work last week. Not my insurance job, the nightclub one, I'm not sure if I had a moan about it on here. I don't think I did. For anybody interested in why - I turned up for work after a few too many joints & beverages. Why they never noticed before that I always turned up for that job after a few too many, I don't know.

    Anyway, five minutes after getting out of bed this morning, I recieve a phone call, asking me if I can start work tomorrow night doing security at Man City.

    I applied for this job almost a year ago & forgot all about it. I've said yes. The hours are a bit shit - start at 5pm, finish at 2am, five days a week, starting tomorrow. Suits me though, as it won't interfere with my day job.

    Maybe Toxin's cronies liked the look of my many years in Thailand on my CV? They're not to know that only one of those years I spent in Thailand & the others I was in Strangeways

    Shitman is now on Toxin's payroll.

    I'll be doing my Xmas shopping with blood money

    That's it.

    Not a great thread, I know, simply a share the good news thread.

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    Congrats hitman. I would advise not showing up stoned for work as a security guard though, they might take that more seriously than a nightclub. Those are truly shitty hours. Guess we'll be seeing less of you around here...

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    Thanks, Chintee.

    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee View Post
    Guess we'll be seeing less of you around here
    You wish

    they might take that more seriously than a nightclub
    No chance. At the club (it was the Living Room, Manchester) we used to have pitch battles every fucking night, this gig will be a piece of piss. If it was the daytime, it would be for the matches & things could get a bit funky, but this will be the corporate & Xmas function crowd. Black tie & all that.

    All you have to do is ask them to leave politely & they just get up & go.

    I'm not going to go in wasted on my first night though - I'll get a feel for it first.
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    ^Hey, I'm gazing at Patong Bay in the hazy sunset from my Deck, having a Mojito and getting ready to smoke a Cohiba. Yet, here I am still on this forum, so yeah, stick around.
    Last edited by chinthee; 07-12-2007 at 07:42 PM.

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    Fuckoff.

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    Come down. Got a spare bedroom for you.

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    Don't be surprised when I turn up out of the blue & hold you to that

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    You got it, but no out of the blue shit.

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    Hmmm, you're lucky I just greened you, as I would definitely red you for taking a job from Toxin.

    *disapproving glare*

    Aaah, what the hell? Good luck with the new job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Hmmm, you're lucky I just greened you, as I would definitely red you for taking a job from Toxin. *disapproving glare* Aaah, what the hell? Good luck with the new job.
    i tried do same, cannot

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    I know

    I've been down there today sorting out the paperwork & such. I said to the guy 'You do know we're being paid in blood-money?' & his response was 'I don't give a fuck'.

    He has a point.

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    maybe you could help us all on this forum to get one back on old toxin??

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    I'll put a bullet in him for the right price

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Orchestra
    start work tomorrow night doing security at Man City.
    Should be easy enough, its not like they got any trophies for you to guard or anything

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    So you'll be taking part in Thaksin's new war on thugs.

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    Just make sure you count your wages penny for penny each week you know about his reputation for skiming a bit of the top here and there for himself !

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    Do you actually have to do anything, SO? The security guards here are not allowed to accost, detain, chase or otherwise interfere with anyone breaching security (ie, a robber, vandal, etc). All they can do is call for the police and get a good description of the perp. WTF?

    Anyway, best of luck with the new post. Any pubs open when you get off work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    All they can do is call for the police and get a good description of the perp
    Not in Manchester. It's good kickings all round if anybody takes the piss.

    Toxin would be proud

    Any pubs open when you get off work?
    A few. The casino is the best one, as the others are full of clubbers at that time & no good for an after-work drink. They'll also have the Ricky Hatton fight on.

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    SO Beware. i have just read in the papers that Taksin is seeking investors to help him take city to the next level.
    Perhaps he is after your money rather than seeking to give you some.

    Can you imagine becoming an investor with Taksin? Talk about counting your fingers after shaking hands

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    More likely he's recruiting heavies. He's probably short of an entourage, the immigration services having taken a view that Thai hitman is not a skill needed in the UK.

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    Just got home from my first shift. It's okay. I like it.

    Everybody will be pleased to know that every single one of Toxin's staff are robbing him fucking blind. The guys who already worked there showed me the ropes, so to speak. I've done pretty nicely out of him myself tonight

    Let's just hope he doesn't round us up & have us all shot.

    I told every single customer that walked in the door that Toxin was a murdering bastard & paying his staff in blood-money, but sadly, not many of them even knew who he was, let alone give a toss

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    Glad you like your new job OS but how much sleep are you getting ?

    Finish at 2am and have to work again in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Orchestra View Post
    not many of them even knew who he was, let alone give a toss
    A celebrity in his own lifetime?


    Glad you're enjoying the job, SO. Even more glad that Toxin is getting ripped off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    how much sleep are you getting
    Not enough. I know it's too much what I've taken on though & I've talked my boss into letting me do just three nights a week, so that's sorted.

    have to work again in the morning
    No, not tomorrow. I sometimes start work in the afternoons & things like that, but I'm in on Monday morning (I'm supposed to be doing CS Monday) & that's a problem.

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