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    Are Brits the worlds biggest wankers?

    I like Motocycle magazines, but hard to get here in Udon but managed to pick up some yesterday. Now the thing with Brit MC mags is that they have lots of advertisments in the back, as do Mags from other countries. But other countries have advertisments for Motocycles as you would expect.
    Not the Brit ones tho'. they have adverts for Phone sex to wank over, you know, "Phone me and cum in 10 secs",
    "Listen to me stroke my wet pussy" etc.

    Not one or two but multiple pages of them, all photos of dirty sluts with black spots where their gash should be.
    Now everyone knows that the girl on the phone isn't some horny bitch as shown on the Advert, its some fat ugly slag of a housewife trying to earn a few quid by getting frustrated boys to stroke their knob.
    Why are these adverts so prevelant in only Brit mags ? are their more frustrated lads over there? or are Brits just natural born wankers?

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    Are Brits the worlds biggest wankers?

    Does this mean that Brits are the biggest dicks?

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    Women's mags, like Vouge, are full of the same sort of adverts, too.

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    ^ Do you buy it on regular basis...

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Why are these adverts so prevelant in only Brit mags?
    Because British women are frigid, minging, pains-in-the arses.

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    ^^

    I'll read anything when I'm locked up for the weekend

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    Yes, Poms are the biggest wankers! The Irish would be as well, but they are too pissed to find their todgers! Micks....ROFLMAO!

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    To answer Peters incredibly in depth question and for 100 baht the correct answer is " YES ".

    I offer up Marmite the wanker as living breathing proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja
    Does this mean that Brits are the biggest dicks?
    No, it means that they have the ugliest women... or said in another way, the most boring thing in a bed, even a bag of potatoes have more movement...

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    Oy!! Excuse me Marmers & Dalton, can we please be a little kinder? Despite my observations when I was back in Doncaster, I'd still like to remind you that there is at least one British woman reading this. Humph!

    Anyway, when you're having sex with a British guy, planning the shopping list is the most exciting thing going on in that bed/shower/field/car....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja
    Does this mean that Brits are the biggest dicks?
    No, it means that they have the ugliest women... or said in another way, the most boring thing in a bed, even a bag of potatoes have more movement...
    You can't be doing it right then Dalts, I have spread some loving with a few lucky Brit ladies and they were better than OK.

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    British bike magazines are a fuck load better than the Yanky or Kiwi/Ozzy ones.

    THe sort of souped up bike ones are pure shite.

    But the good ones like Two Wheels and RPM are excellent. Two Wheels in australia has some of the worst written bike reviews I have ever seen and some of the dullest interviews.

    Give me a good British publication over any of the crap from the colonies anyday.

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    Do you know the differance between these two magazines Cosmopolitan and Womens weekly ?

    Cosmopolitan explains the easiest way a woman can achieve an orgasm .

    Womans weekly gives instructions on how to knit one !


    In answer to your question Pass .

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Oy!! Excuse me Marmers & Dalton, can we please be a little kinder? Despite my observations when I was back in Doncaster, I'd still like to remind you that there is at least one British woman reading this. Humph!
    Sorry.

    Obviously, there are exceptions to every rule.

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    YES!!! 55555

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Anyway, when you're having sex with a British guy, planning the shopping list is the most exciting thing going on in that bed/shower/field/car....

    So there, Marmite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Anyway, when you're having sex with a British guy, planning the shopping list is the most exciting thing going on in that bed/shower/field/car....
    I know, that's why the British lads hate the Vikings and there women love them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    You can't be doing it right then Dalts, I have spread some loving with a few lucky Brit ladies and they were better than OK.
    I would say it depends on what you've been shagging prior to that, if it was a kangaroo then no wonder that you were impressed with Brit bird..

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    I've heard those roos have no end to their energy and stamina.
    Last edited by Texpat; 06-12-2007 at 02:44 PM.

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    I do wank a lot, but I am half Danish so I dont think any conclusion can be drawn from that

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    ^ Fcuk you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Anyway, when you're having sex with a British guy, planning the shopping list is the most exciting thing going on in that bed/shower/field/car....
    I know, that's why the British lads hate the Vikings and there women love them...
    I think you'll find that it's the Welsh who are pissed off, as the English are descended from you lot (except we can hold our drink better than the Danes ).

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    ^ That will be decided on Saturday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I think you'll find that it's the Welsh who are pissed off
    Yep, specially one midget close to here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Anyway, when you're having sex with a British guy, planning the shopping list is the most exciting thing going on in that bed/shower/field/car.... __________________
    And it'll be a good bet that he aint enjoying it either.

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